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re: Would you spend 1 year in a maximum security prison for $50 million
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:49 pm to onelochevy
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:49 pm to onelochevy
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only if I was in isolation. 50mil isn't worth anything if you come out of prison with an a-hole the size of a softball
I can think of a lot of Dr's who'd make my arse tight as the virgin mary's 1 hole for a measly $1mil.
As for kids. frick those little frickers. I'd get an advance from a bank/loan shark to pay awesome nannies to help their mamas and shite. Then when I'm out they each get their own islands to leave me alone while I go straight to Thailand to frick ladybois and do cocaine.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 2:50 pm
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:50 pm to onelochevy
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only if I was in isolation. 50mil isn't worth anything if you come out of prison with an a-hole the size of a softball
I’m not saying I disagree, but for $50 mil I’d have to think about it.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:50 pm to TechDawg2007
Uh, yeah. No question. I'll be fine. Just keep my head down and not get in other people's shite. Probably get a lot of reading done. I've read a lot of accounts of people's experiences in prison. I'm sure it's not a picnic, but it does not seem that bad. Not turn down $50m bad. As long as you aren't a frick head and you stand up for yourself you shouldn't have too many issues.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:52 pm to Roaad
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Yes, no questions asked
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:52 pm to TechDawg2007
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For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped
Then frick yes.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:53 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:53 pm to TechDawg2007
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For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped.
well this decision just became easy as frick
of course
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:53 pm to TechDawg2007
frick yes. No rape and I don't get killed. I would be a well read and well rested rich mother fricker.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:54 pm to TechDawg2007
quote:easily yes
For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped. Would you do it? No visits from friends and family.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:55 pm to TechDawg2007
quote:You know it's not a crime of it is self defense, right?
No. You can defend yourself as needed. Any crimes you commit are not counted against you as long as it’s self defense
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:56 pm to TechDawg2007
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You can’t get raped or nurdered
quote:Good
You can’t get raped....
quote:
You can’t get.... nurdered
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:56 pm to TechDawg2007
You damn right with those guarantees. I would do that shite in a heartbeat.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:59 pm to terriblegreen
I'd probably try to enroll in some courses or some shite while in there
like, welding or cooking or something
like, welding or cooking or something
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:00 pm to TechDawg2007
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For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped.
Well hell yes I would. That would be like a vacation.
I'd want a tablet so I could post on here about how wonderful my 365 is going.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:00 pm to Peazey
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As long as you aren't a frick head and you stand up for yourself you shouldn't have too many issues.
or be a frickhead and don't stand up for yourself
doesn't matter based on OP's parameters
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:01 pm to TechDawg2007
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For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped
Uh yes
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:02 pm to TechDawg2007
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1 year, general population. For the sake of the argument you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped. Would you do it? No visits from friends and family
When can I start? Put me in coach.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:06 pm to The Great McGinty
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Id do a year for $250,000
We all already make that and we don’t have to be locked up
Posted on 10/25/17 at 3:06 pm to TechDawg2007
fricking right, I would. Hell, I did 10 months in a medium security and didn’t get a dime.
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