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re: Would you rather fight off a bobcat or a wolf?

Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:07 pm to
Jackelope
Posted by Pandy Fackler
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Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:20 pm to
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potential spin off. Would you rather get mauled by a bear or a tiger? 

I see no difference.


A bear for sure. A tiger means to always kill and eat you. Bears will maul but it's very uncommon for them to eat humans. Unless of course it's a polar bear.

I read once though (i don't know how true this is) that if you're ever attacked by a bear at night, don't curl in a ball and just take it. Fight for your life because it means to eat you.
Posted by Woodreaux
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Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:22 pm to
I do see a slight difference. Against a tiger, you're only fighting for you life. Against a bear, not only is victory survival, but you got something good to eat afterwards. I say this because I don't think large cats meat would cook well. Wolves are a different story, they're too close dogs, so they're practically long-pig.

But, this ain't the Stone Age anymore. We don't fight other humans naked and unarmed (except under special circumstances); why should we stoop to a bear, tiger, wolf, bobcat, or spider's level and fight on their terms?

frick that! We're the champs. Humans run this world. Those critters want take a bite outta my arse can show in their own AH-64's. Until then, they can all kiss my arse.
Posted by MOT
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Posted on 5/3/19 at 11:33 pm to
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It’s a legitimate question?

No it isn’t, unless you’re getting a bobcat and a mountain lion confused.

I’ve been attacked by a bobcat. It hit my shoulder and once it realized I wasn’t what it thought I was, it hauled arse and was gone.
This post was edited on 5/3/19 at 11:36 pm
Posted by dnm3305
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 12:42 am to
This isnt even a debate. Have you seen a Wolf in person? They are gigantic. I wouldnt want to fight off a 50 lb pitbull, much less a 130-150 lb wolf. A bobcat is tiny. Theyve walked up on me in a treestand before and Ive never even thought about being in danger. I couldnt say the same about a wolf.
Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 2:01 am to
I watched wolves RIP a coyote into little pieces in about 30 seconds. As much as I hate the idea of a bobcat getting it's claws into me the wolf is too lethal.
Posted by cable
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 2:11 am to
I'd rather watch a 1990s bikini contest

This post was edited on 5/4/19 at 2:17 am
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 2:21 am to
Lone wolves are extremely rare. More likely you'd be fighting an entire pack. Good luck with that.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 2:33 am to
I would take either animal 1v1 with a human, but i would absolutely take the bobcat.

You don’t want to even try to grapple with either because they would tear your apart before you could come close to a chokehold.

Your only chance is a solid kick - it wouldn’t be easy but if you timed it just right I could see doing some damage to a <30lb cat.

Even if you get a full running start and kick a wolf in the head it wouldn’t faze it.
Posted by shinerfan
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 5:50 am to
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You don’t want to even try to grapple with either because they would tear your apart before you could come close to a chokehold.




Another one who has never actually seen a bobcat.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 6:19 am to
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I’ve seen both, but I’d like to hear what you have to say

No you haven’t. Because if you had you wouldn’t start this thread. A bobcat is the size of a beagle. It would be like fighting s big arse Tom cat. Wolves are ducking enormous, they have incredible jaw power.

A bobcat would bite, scratch and claw and it would be like walking throw a nasty thorn bush.

A wolf could clamp down and literally rip your arm off.

Wolves take down bison, elk and fight off bears.

Bobcats eat mice and rabbits.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 6:24 am to
I'd prefer to wrestle a cougar.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 6:28 am to
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I’ve seen a pit bull slaughter a wild hog
Maybe a small sow or an immature boar but a pit bull will not slaughter a fully mature Boar.

I had 2 Brazilian Dogos for catch dogs and they struggled with a mature boars.

How did this situation go down?

Pit bulls don’t really “slaughter” they bite and don’t let go.
Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 7:19 am to
Where’s hawgnsincebirth55?...he’ll settle this
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 7:50 am to
Canines don’t attack with claws as a primary weapon. Cats do.

Give me the wolf.
Posted by VABuckeye
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 8:03 am to
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A bobcat is the size of a beagle


Bigger than a beagle but you aren't far off at all.

quote:

It would be like fighting a big arse Tom cat


Exactly, although I suspect the claws are on another level.



Tomcat

Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 8:08 am to
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really didn’t think this was going to go 10 pages



Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 8:29 am to
Bobcat
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 8:47 am to
If I had to pick I would go wolf
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:18 am to
Soon as a bobcat latches onto your back and gets at your neck, you dead.

Cats are predators. Wolves are pack hunters. You’d likely scare off a lone wolf. A scared/pissed bobcat would wreck your shite.

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