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Would you elect to make 30% less on your check if either:

Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:56 pm
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:56 pm
A. Your penis is 3"-4" bigger

Or

B. You could go into any bar and have a one night stand with pretty much any girl 2 number rankings above you at will.


Like say you were given a choice from some Jennie in a lamp. Would you elect to have 30% of your paycheck deducted in exchange of having a huge cock? (If the cock thing isn't an issue for you ) 30% less to have the allure that girls just out of your range will willingly approach you to have meaningless sex with them.

I was thinking of the wage gap and was trying to weigh all the differences.

Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:58 pm to
I already have all that...

Posted by HogIslandDuckman
covington
Member since Nov 2015
421 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:59 pm to
DUMB thread, but thumbs UP for your avatar picture. Few understand its significance...
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12493 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Your penis is 3"-4" bigger


I would have a circus penis if this happened
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10194 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:02 am to
C. You didn't make this thread and I could have back these wasted moments of life.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2514 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:02 am to
Hell no! Why not use that 30 percent to get a penis enlargement (if you need it) or just buy hookers with the 30 percent?
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
5981 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:18 am to
Nope. And what the hell is a Jennie in a lamp?
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47731 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Your penis is 3"-4" bigger


I don’t want to kill women geez.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:28 am to
Why would I give up money to have what I already do?
Posted by someoldhussy
Candyland
Member since Jun 2007
2439 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:36 am to
quote:

some Jennie in a lamp


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57645 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:16 am to
Women care a hell of a lot more about money than Dick size. Just saying
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:46 am to
If you got

quote:

A. Your penis is 3"-4" bigger



Wouldn’t that lead to

quote:

B. You could go into any bar and have a one night stand with pretty much any girl 2 number rankings above you at will.



?
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4306 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 2:56 am to
Not now, not never...and it’s not even debatably close.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 4:46 am to
I got the dick surgery with my last 30% raise. So that point is moot. The getting laid thing is tough though, because with the wife and all, it's a 50% reduction in money....
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42559 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:20 am to
No. I have no need for a 13-14" penis. I also don't need sex from skanks.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:41 am to
quote:

You could go into any bar and have a one night stand with pretty much any girl 2 number rankings above you at will.


how do you go 2 number rankings above a 10?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40077 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:48 am to
OP is dumb. This is tOT where every dude has a 10-inch cock and bangs OT8's and above on the reg.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37483 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:50 am to
With keeping my current pay check I could probably alread do option B.

Then again kicking for two points above me is like aiming for a 5 so really not that hard after alcohol
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 7:53 am
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Jennie in a lamp.


WAT.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19256 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Your penis is 3"-4" bigger


13" - 14" would be too big
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