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re: Would you cut off your own finger for 1 million bucks?

Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1057 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:28 pm to
Pinky yes if we get to choose. Not a thumb or pointer finger at all.

Is the million tax free?
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18561 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Is the million tax free?



i doubt that the paying entity is going to be providing you with a 1099 for cutting off your own finger
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74846 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:30 pm to
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Stolen from Russillo Show's twitter account:
Russillo stole it from The Dan Patrick Show.

Seton O'Conner being the potential Base Nine practitioner.

For like $10k or something less than

One
Million
Dollars
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178944 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

or pointer finger at all.



i mean if a pinky is worth a million to better a life, i'm pretty confident the pointer finger provides the same betterment. You get used to picking your nose with your ring finger.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5731 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:33 pm to
I'd do the ring finger so I could still give a shocker every now and then.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18070 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:39 pm to
Hell yeah. I'd use a hatchet and do it just like chopping a chicken's head off.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:41 pm to
A finger? As in any finger? Absolutely.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:41 pm to
frick yeah I would. Hell, I would bite my finger off for that money.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178944 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

I would bite my finger off for that money.



bet you $5 dollars you can't bite your finger off.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65367 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:45 pm to
No. I would rather die homeless in the streets rather than give some guy the satisfaction of seeing that his money can get people to do anything he wants.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

bet you $5 dollars you can't bite your finger off.

I bet you I would find a way for $1 mil.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Would you cut off your own finger for 1 million bucks? by Ash Williamsquote:No. frick no. You'd have to go 50x higher to get me interested. bull shite if someone walked up to you with a briefcase full of cash and a cleaver and offered you a million bucks to do it, the only thing you'd do is ask for a cutting board


Cutting board? Who needs a cutting board?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:46 pm to
Hell no. Does the finger grow back once the milli is spent?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112856 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Hell no. Does the finger grow back once the milli is spent?

No but you can probably make that mil grow to a 2nd mil in a decade or 2.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3064 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:54 pm to
Hell yeah. Who needs all twelve anyway?
Posted by NC17
Member since Feb 2010
2782 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29906 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 3:59 pm to
People with money or at least once did will say no.

People without money or have had less experience with financial freedom will say yes.

O.o
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33968 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:01 pm to
Absolutely but not my thumb.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1057 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:01 pm to
I sit at a desk and need my thumbs and pointer for my job (mouse).
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178944 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

and pointer for my job (mouse).


me too and middle finger totally gets the job done. typing would be more of the bitch. it'd cut down on my posting for sure so maybe OT can all pony up a million for me to whack my index off.
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