Would you cut off your own finger for 1 million bucks?

Ill give up two on each hand for that price

Yes

No.

frick no.


You'd have to go 50x higher to get me interested.

Are you serious? Absolutely. I'd get the thing off with a butter knife if I had to/

I got a fricked up finger I've been waitin to cut off

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LucasP

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Now, would you rather cut off a finger for a million or give a dude a blowie for a million?

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No.

frick no.


You'd have to go 50x higher to get me interested.

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bull shite


if someone walked up to you with a briefcase full of cash and a cleaver and offered you a million bucks to do it, the only thing you'd do is ask for a cutting board

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Now, would you rather cut off a finger for a million or give a dude a blowie for a million?

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Motherfricker I'd swallow for a million bucks

My left ring finger cost me about that much...

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if someone walked up to you with a briefcase full of cash and a cleaver and offered you a million bucks to do it, the only thing you'd do is ask for a cutting board

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No, I wouldn't. I'm not desperate enough for cash that I'd chop off a finger.

50x might be an exaggeration... but they're going to have to do better than a million. A million is a lot of money, but it's not "quit my job, frick all y'all" money.