- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/29/22 at 4:06 pm to charminultra
Posted on 1/29/22 at 4:06 pm to charminultra
Been wanting and trying to hook up with this hot girl with an amazing arse. Finally got her in bed and she was a dead lay, so damn disappointing....
1
Posted on 1/29/22 at 4:08 pm to PIGSKIN
quote:
Never had a worse but the best was a 69 fart from my wife!
It was always fun seeing the shock on their face when a girl queefed for the first time.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 4:16 pm to SixthAndBarone
We traded places. I got mine slobbed on to. At one point, she had a dick in each hand going back and forth.
It was 20 years ago. Can’t be worse than what I’ve already read.
It was 20 years ago. Can’t be worse than what I’ve already read.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 4:29 pm to Impotent Waffle
quote:
Been wanting and trying to hook up with this hot girl with an amazing arse. Finally got her in bed and she was a dead lay, so damn disappointing....
quote:
Impotent Waffle
Found the problem.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 8:38 pm to SixthAndBarone
quote:
Ain’t nothing like going down on a chick and listening to her slobber on your friend’s hard rod 3 feet away. Thinking of your friend’s Johnson in her mouth while you’re doing what you’re doing.
Who else did a double-take thinking this had to be a mikelbr post?
Posted on 1/29/22 at 9:42 pm to SixthAndBarone
quote:How tall is this chick, bro?
Ain’t nothing like going down on a chick and listening to her slobber on your friend’s hard rod 3 feet away. Thinking of your friend’s Johnson in her mouth while you’re doing what you’re doing.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 10:12 pm to White Bear
Was in class with a girl in college, we got drunk one night at a bar and we went back to my place and hooked up. Turned out she had a very bad problem with bed wetting (at age 22).
Since I was drunk too I didn’t notice it at first, and just kept thinking “holy frick I made this girl wet.” But when I rolled over and was still in a wet spot I knew…..
Since I was drunk too I didn’t notice it at first, and just kept thinking “holy frick I made this girl wet.” But when I rolled over and was still in a wet spot I knew…..
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:11 am to Centinel
quote:
She wasn't a girl.
Was her name Sheila?
- Tone Loc
Posted on 1/30/22 at 1:53 am to charminultra
Was 18 and a Jarhead just 4 months into the Corps. Me and two buds head to Tijuana — even though we were warned.
Took a cab to go see a dog and pony show. Real smart. At the brothel I actually lucked up with a solid 6-7OT. Went to room, gave her $10 bucks and then another $10 for room. Told her it was all I had. And she left the room to go pay. I started to feel uneasy.
Seconds later two of the biggest Mexicans I’ve ever seen walked in wearing trench coats. Trying to be tough I stood up to them and they proceeded to draw a pair switch blades.
They found money in my drawers, my socks, my shoes. You name it. They even took my last 80 cents in pocket change.
They leave and the putante returns. So I ask do I at least get my frick. And she sad-faced replies “no you lied to me about no more money.”
I yelled back, it’s me who is getting robbed here, I should be the sad one. So she said I would get a blow job. By that time my “rifle was but a gun and not having fun.”
But, wow, that senorita gave me the blow job of my life. But it wasn’t worth my $85.80.
One of my buds bailed when he saw the two big dudes in the hall. My other buddy also got rolled for about $100. Alas, we left broke but unmolested.
A kindly cab driver drove us all the way back to Camp Pendleton and collected his fare when we got to our barracks. Great guy.
Took a cab to go see a dog and pony show. Real smart. At the brothel I actually lucked up with a solid 6-7OT. Went to room, gave her $10 bucks and then another $10 for room. Told her it was all I had. And she left the room to go pay. I started to feel uneasy.
Seconds later two of the biggest Mexicans I’ve ever seen walked in wearing trench coats. Trying to be tough I stood up to them and they proceeded to draw a pair switch blades.
They found money in my drawers, my socks, my shoes. You name it. They even took my last 80 cents in pocket change.
They leave and the putante returns. So I ask do I at least get my frick. And she sad-faced replies “no you lied to me about no more money.”
I yelled back, it’s me who is getting robbed here, I should be the sad one. So she said I would get a blow job. By that time my “rifle was but a gun and not having fun.”
But, wow, that senorita gave me the blow job of my life. But it wasn’t worth my $85.80.
One of my buds bailed when he saw the two big dudes in the hall. My other buddy also got rolled for about $100. Alas, we left broke but unmolested.
A kindly cab driver drove us all the way back to Camp Pendleton and collected his fare when we got to our barracks. Great guy.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 2:36 am to Lynyrd
First night I fricked my gf, now wife, she got a hemorrhoid…I still visually remember that night.
This post was edited on 1/30/22 at 2:45 am
Posted on 1/30/22 at 3:44 am to charminultra
Alright, I’ll share a story on behalf of a dude I never met and I heard this story from the female in the story. It’s so bad it has to be true.
Said female wasn’t being satisfied by said male so she kicked things up a notch and straddled his face and started humping to get herself off. Somewhere in the process she knew she farted but never stopped. They were both drunk and she finally got to mission accomplished - they both passed out.
Sometime during the night, she wakes up to go pee. Upon returning to bed, she notices a little brown mark on his nose and forehead - yeah, she sharted and she got a rag to clean it off before he woke up. Never ever trust a fart.
Next AM, dude wakes up with his eye all crusty and red and swollen shut. She gave him the stink eye pink eye. He had to go to the doc and get anti biotics.
I can never look at her the same way after sharing that story.
Said female wasn’t being satisfied by said male so she kicked things up a notch and straddled his face and started humping to get herself off. Somewhere in the process she knew she farted but never stopped. They were both drunk and she finally got to mission accomplished - they both passed out.
Sometime during the night, she wakes up to go pee. Upon returning to bed, she notices a little brown mark on his nose and forehead - yeah, she sharted and she got a rag to clean it off before he woke up. Never ever trust a fart.
Next AM, dude wakes up with his eye all crusty and red and swollen shut. She gave him the stink eye pink eye. He had to go to the doc and get anti biotics.
I can never look at her the same way after sharing that story.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 7:56 am to RonLaFlamme
Left the bar with this girl on Fourth of July. I was tripping on acid. We ride backroads for a while and stop at a motel just as I am beginning to come down. We are now 40 miles away from my truck. I summon the strength to service her needs then crash for the night. Next morning she balks at having to take me back to my truck. I remind her she agreed to do so the night before when she was wanting to get railed. A mile or so from the motel she stops at a convenience store and we go in to get a bottle of water. Upon my exit I find that bitch has driven off and left me there. I have to call a buddy, who is himself badly hung over, to drive an hour to pick me up. Never saw her again.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 8:58 am to samson73103
quote:
A mile or so from the motel she stops at a convenience store and we go in to get a bottle of water. Upon my exit I find that bitch has driven off and left me there. I have to call a buddy, who is himself badly hung over, to drive an hour to pick me up.
If you were a mile from your truck it would have taken you 20 minutes to walk to it but you waited an hour instead and inconvenience your friend?
I see why she left your arse lol
Posted on 1/30/22 at 9:06 am to TheeRealCarolina
quote:
A mile or so from the motel
quote:
f you were a mile from your truck
Reading comprehension much?
Posted on 1/30/22 at 9:18 am to charminultra
Stationed in Japan and hook up with a girl I went to tech school with that was ahead of me in my AFSC training. We dance, drink at the club, not figuring on getting any, just having a good time. She grabs my hand and it's off to her room. We bang all night, well maybe for an hour or so and fall asleep. I wake up with a pee hard and she says lets not that go to waste and get after it again. Starts kinda of slow with her on top, then moves up a step or two and the bed is rocking harder than it was when we first started earlier that morning. She all of sudden slumps down on top of me, dead stop. I said what's wrong? The Japanese momma son was at the end of the bed shaking it wanting to clean up her room. I thought I was getting to the top of Mt. Fuji.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 9:21 am to 850SaintsGator
quote:
there is no way in hell that this is a real story
Wait, you think any of these stories are real???
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:13 pm to SoFla Tideroller
quote:. Exactly in these 19 pages combine there might be a total of 1 page of truth
Wait, you think any of these stories are real???
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:21 pm to charminultra
Met a girl on Tinder, she shows up to my house and she’s fricking 6’3, keep in mind I’m 5’8. No big deal, she’s still good looking. Climbed tons of trees as a kid. We frick and she’s cumming quicker and harder than any girl I’d been with before, it’s great. Fingered her really hard and hit her g spot, she squirts, I’m like hell yeah. Start fricking again and she keeps squirting. And keeps squirting. And keeps squirting. To the point the only wetness I feel inside her is just squirt. And my mattress is soaked. Eventually I said look you’re frickin pissing everywhere
There’s no way we can sleep in my bed, so we leave my place and head to hers in El Dorado, walk in her room and it is RANK with the smell of piss. Needless to say it didn’t last longer than a weekend.
There’s no way we can sleep in my bed, so we leave my place and head to hers in El Dorado, walk in her room and it is RANK with the smell of piss. Needless to say it didn’t last longer than a weekend.
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:22 pm to Ponchy Tiger
I can give you my word as a man, my story is absolutely true.
(Page 8, 4th post down)
(Page 8, 4th post down)
This post was edited on 1/30/22 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 1/30/22 at 12:26 pm to ColdTurkey
quote:
Start fricking again and she keeps squirting. And keeps squirting. And keeps squirting. To the point the only wetness I feel inside her is just squirt. And my mattress is soaked. Eventually I said look you’re frickin pissing everywhere
Time to pull out the plastic sheets or put one of those dog mats under the sheet to absorb the piss.
Hopefully, you had a fun time telling your bros why you need their help to replace your piss soaked mattress.
This post was edited on 1/30/22 at 12:28 pm
Page 19 of 23
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News