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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed

Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:33 pm
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2735 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:33 pm
brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8662 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:34 pm to
I once went over to a chicks house and we didn’t smash
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
37688 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to
Should have peed in her butt to wash it off. Sounds like you got a real hog.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14963 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to
Hairy nipples
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
3291 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to
She barfed on me. But I was able to move the important bits out of the line of fire.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86699 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to
picked up an aerobics instructor from emo's in houston. all excited and she was super hot..had this giant alan parson's 'eye in the sky' tattoo coming up from her thigh across her stomach and circling one titty.

i had whiskey dick and left her...and me..very disappointed.

i was like WHY WONT YOU PERFORM!??!!?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41016 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to
At least it was nice TP:

quote:

charminultra

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

started hooking up or whatever,

It's bad enough that people speak like this, but you actually put it into words...
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
2694 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to
I fricked this stoner chick in high school. From one of those families where the mom was the only parent and the mom, and her kids, were all pot smokers. Afterwards there was a little turd on the sheet. Definitely wasn't mine.

I literally fricked the shite out of her.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188570 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to
she wouldn't shift my gimpy arm so I could tongue her butthole
Posted by Pooturd
Knoxville
Member since Mar 2020
1258 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to
Started to finger this girl one time and she was ice cold inside. Made an excuse and had her leave. Don’t even wanna think about why she was like that
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28190 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:37 pm to
Period blood all over the hotel sheets that triggered caused concern for the maid when she was cleaning. She then alerted the Manager of the Four Season who then called the police.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
13793 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:37 pm to
In! You’ve come to the right place.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39702 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

she had leftover tp on the bunghole


Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
132617 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Hairy nipples
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86699 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Started to finger this girl one time and she was ice cold inside.
maybe she just stuck an altoid in there as a surprise.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44033 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:39 pm to
She wasn't a girl.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:40 pm to
She had a small penis
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4724 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:41 pm to
Finally got out of the friend zone with a girl I’d had a crush on since high school, started making out and, while whispering sweet nothings in her ear- i accidentally whispered the name of the ex-girlfriend I’d recently broken up with .. completely ruined any shot i had of ‘going all the way .’
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:41 pm to
Stuck my thumb in her arse and got the worse smell ever.
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