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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:33 pm
brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:34 pm to charminultra
I once went over to a chicks house and we didn’t smash
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to charminultra
Should have peed in her butt to wash it off. Sounds like you got a real hog.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to charminultra
She barfed on me. But I was able to move the important bits out of the line of fire.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to charminultra
picked up an aerobics instructor from emo's in houston. all excited and she was super hot..had this giant alan parson's 'eye in the sky' tattoo coming up from her thigh across her stomach and circling one titty.
i had whiskey dick and left her...and me..very disappointed.
i was like WHY WONT YOU PERFORM!??!!?
i had whiskey dick and left her...and me..very disappointed.
i was like WHY WONT YOU PERFORM!??!!?

Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:35 pm to charminultra
At least it was nice TP:
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charminultra
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to charminultra
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started hooking up or whatever,
It's bad enough that people speak like this, but you actually put it into words...
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to charminultra
I fricked this stoner chick in high school. From one of those families where the mom was the only parent and the mom, and her kids, were all pot smokers. Afterwards there was a little turd on the sheet. Definitely wasn't mine.
I literally fricked the shite out of her.
I literally fricked the shite out of her.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to charminultra
she wouldn't shift my gimpy arm so I could tongue her butthole
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:36 pm to charminultra
Started to finger this girl one time and she was ice cold inside. Made an excuse and had her leave. Don’t even wanna think about why she was like that
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:37 pm to billjamin
Period blood all over the hotel sheets that triggered caused concern for the maid when she was cleaning. She then alerted the Manager of the Four Season who then called the police.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:37 pm to charminultra
In! You’ve come to the right place.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:38 pm to charminultra
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she had leftover tp on the bunghole

Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:39 pm to Pooturd
quote:maybe she just stuck an altoid in there as a surprise.
Started to finger this girl one time and she was ice cold inside.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:40 pm to charminultra
She had a small penis
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:41 pm to charminultra
Finally got out of the friend zone with a girl I’d had a crush on since high school, started making out and, while whispering sweet nothings in her ear- i accidentally whispered the name of the ex-girlfriend I’d recently broken up with .. completely ruined any shot i had of ‘going all the way .’
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:41 pm to djangochained
Stuck my thumb in her arse and got the worse smell ever.
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