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Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:05 pm
We’ve all (well maybe not all of us) been there…you’re ready to make the beast with two backs and she come up with some BS about a headache, or being too tired, etc. I’m curious to see if my experience and some of you baws is the same and how you’ve handled it.
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Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:06 pm to tha mastablasta
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I’m curious to see if my experience and some of you baws is the same and how you’ve handled it.
quote:
handled it
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:08 pm to tha mastablasta
She had too much mayo on her sandwich at lunch
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:08 pm to tha mastablasta
You wore me out last night, my body needs a rest.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:09 pm to tha mastablasta
“Im on my period.”
(Was on her period 2 weeks ago)…
(Was on her period 2 weeks ago)…
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:09 pm to tha mastablasta
"I wouldn't enjoy it"
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:09 pm to tha mastablasta
It’s a day that ends in Y
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:09 pm to tha mastablasta
Where do you think "No, the first divorce hearing is tomorrow morning" ranks?
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:10 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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I’ve never had a woman reject my sexual advances
and that is how we all now know you are a virgin
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:10 pm to tha mastablasta
quote:
Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
"I do"
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:11 pm to tha mastablasta
“Well, alright, but you’ll have to get in line.”
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:11 pm to tha mastablasta
My fathers funeral was today.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:12 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi online on 2/7/22 at 7:06 pm
I’ve never had a woman reject my sexual advances
OP probably didn’t mean Mary Palm show me hand up, hand down.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:12 pm to thejuiceisloose
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Where do you think "No, the first divorce hearing is tomorrow morning" ranks?
She’s obviously never heard of the one last time rule…
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:12 pm to tha mastablasta
My water just broke.
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:14 pm to SG_Geaux
"I really don't feel comfortable doing it on a picnic table in the park."
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:15 pm to tha mastablasta
That I’m ugly, old, and bald.
Pathetic excuse!
Pathetic excuse!
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:16 pm to tha mastablasta
“I don’t love you, never loved you and want a divorce.”
This post was edited on 2/7/22 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:18 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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I’ve never had a woman reject my sexual advances
I believe you. Of course that’s a easy statement to make when all your sexual advances are to men.
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