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re: Worst edited "modified for TV" lines

Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:39 am to
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29254 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Don’t forget “Mr. Falcon” in Diehard



tGOAT
Posted by Dingbag
Member since Dec 2023
545 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:40 am to
There’s Something About Mary - Ben Stiller calls Matt Dillon a “froggin’ ashpole”

LINK
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62802 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:45 am to
Officer and a Gentleman
gives us "Freaks and Geeks"
instead of Steers and queers
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14664 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:49 am to
Snakes on a Plane:

I'm sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 9:51 am to
The edited version of Clark Griswold's meltdown when he receives the jelly of the month club.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:04 am to
Wedding Crashers saying "Cheese and Rice!" instead of Jesus Christ
Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
Member since Mar 2017
1110 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:05 am to
thats funny cause it was on last night and i thought the same thing.
just throws it off
quote:

I nominate the movie, Silence of the Lambs the edited line of
" I can smell your scent"

Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6705 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:12 am to
Stand By Me

Pie eating scene.

Crowd just chants "Lard! Lard! Lard!" Instead of "Lard arse!".
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62802 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:12 am to
Yes, I was watching too and I knew they'd edit as the scene started and I wondered what they'd edit to.
I first figured they'd cut the line entirely
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15816 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:21 am to
Wall Street, Gordon Gekko exploding at Bud Fox, realizing he's been had.

Original:
Bud Fox: the bid is 16 1/2 and going down, I advise you to take it.
Gordon Gekko: Oh yeah, well you take it right in the arse you scumbag cocksucker!!!!!

Edited:
Bud Fox: the bid is 16 1/2 and going down, I advise you to take it.
Gordon Gekko: Oh yeah, well you take it right where the sun don't shine you putz!!!!

Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34337 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:23 am to
I'm tired of all these MONDAY TO FRIDAY snakes on this MONKEY FIGHTIN plane!!
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3346 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Camp fire scene from Blazing Saddles. The men stand up but no fart sounds.



Half the kids cartoons have farts now.
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1159 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:49 am to
quote:

thats funny cause it was on last night and i thought the same thing.
just throws it off


Yeah I saw that as well. The Buffalo Bill dance scene is pretty bad also where he is putting the make up on and they change it to "Would you do me? I'd do me...," but you can clearly lip read "frick me".
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
1076 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:53 am to
"Racist melon farmer."

Samuel Jackson - Die Hard 3
Posted by MTG325
Shreveport, LA.
Member since Oct 2011
401 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 10:53 am to
Daddy my hat flew off…. I hope your “doggone” head was in it.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
162 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 11:01 am to
That’s Jeff Spicoli. He’s been strange since the third grade.
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 11:03 am
Posted by JustDooIt
Steeelwood
Member since Jun 2006
818 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 11:01 am to
The scene in "El Dorado" where James Caan disguises as a China-man to sneak up on the bad guys... tv cuts the whole thing..
Posted by JustDooIt
Steeelwood
Member since Jun 2006
818 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 11:01 am to
The scene in "El Dorado" where James Caan disguises as a China-man to sneak up on the bad guys... tv cuts the whole thing..
Posted by Yesca11
Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
1822 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 11:20 am to
Major League when Dorn tells Vaughn “Strike this mother fricker out”. Mother fricker is replaced with “guy”. Crappy quality link, but here it is Strike this guy out
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6989 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 11:20 am to
"I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane"
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