re: Words/phrases you've caught yourself using incorrectly for long periods of time?

My favorite is still a southern woman that draws out every syllable of "suh-POSIVE-lee"

Too many idiots:

-- Don't know how to use the words "rein" and "reign"

-- Don't know how to spell "ridiculous"

When a kid it was, "next store" instead of "next door".

I had tubes in my ears when I was a baby.

What annoys the shite out of me.
"AnywayS"
Its fricking "anyway". Whats with the fricking "S" at the end?

My step dad still talks about when I was a kid. I was being a little shite and wouldn't leave his buddy alone to play cards. He said I'll give you an ultimatum, leave or get a whipping.

He saw me digging around in the fridge and asked what I was doing.

I told him I would take the old tomato.

Point - Pernt
Pencil - Piencill
Calculator - Cak-U-Lator
Orange - Errringe
Drink - Drank
Four - Fo
Ignorant - Ignent(ironically)

For old white guys from NOLA
Three - Tree
Thursday - Toisday
Sink - Zinc

For all intensive purposes.....


.....for all intents and purposes

My mind was blown when I learned I'd said it wrong my entire life.

daschund...pronounced it the way its spelled

I hate whe people say they "could care less" when they mean that they "couldn't care less"

could care less/couldn't care less

Hate when I see people say "would of" instead of "would have"