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Words/phrases you've caught yourself using incorrectly for long periods of time?

Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:40 am
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:40 am
I could've sworn it was "inadament object", but apparently it's inanimate object, and I'm a huge dumbass. I guess I was saying it correct all this time, but my spelling was wayyy off. Inadament doesn't even appear to be a word, lol.

Knew a lady who thought she was the smartest MFer walking planet earth. She was a "business woman", and "successful", and blah blah blah....very full of herself. She would constantly use the phrase "realliterate" when trying to say "reiterate". She would get on her high horse and tell someone, "let me realliterate for you" in a demeaning voice. I would just smile when I heard this, in hopes she was using this term around other people constantly as well.

Any other examples of words/phrases you or someone else has used incorrectly?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:42 am to
myself...every time...

etc. = et cetera.

"et cetera"

not

"ex cetera"




Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141743 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:43 am to
"Enervating"

I always thought it meant "energizing". It actually means to drain of energy.

Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20887 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:45 am to
I don't use this word myself, but I cringe when I hear the word "irregardless"
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141743 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:47 am to
When I was a wee laddie in the single digits I saw the word "epitome" in Highlights magazine or Weekly Reader or someplace. Even though I'd heard the word on TV, I didn't mentally spell it that way. So I had this new word "eppy-tome" for awhile afterward.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65551 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:47 am to
ad infinitum

I spoke/wrote it "ad infinitim" for some dumbass reason.
Posted by Boxcar
Richmond VA
Member since Mar 2016
900 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:49 am to
Hi pernt, smar foam, fambly, monfh,scrimps, skreet, crushes,nam sayn,fo ta be,
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:49 am to
A guy at work says he doesn't want to be reliable for someone getting hurt.
Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW
Member since Apr 2011
19144 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:50 am to
How often could you possibly be using that?
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:50 am to
Posted by razorbackpat
Member since Nov 2016
230 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:51 am to
quote:

I don't use this word myself, but I cringe when I hear the word "irregardless


the second i hear someone say this, i stop listening.

had a boss that would always say pacific instead of specific
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23342 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:51 am to
I thought splooge meant "shite" until one of my sons corrected me.

"I'm going to take a splooge" has a whole different meaning with the correct definition.

ETA: The OT has kept me from misusing slang terms.
This post was edited on 1/15/17 at 11:52 am
Posted by Mitcher8
Hopefully St. George soon
Member since Dec 2016
54 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:52 am to
When people order an "expresso".
This post was edited on 1/15/17 at 11:54 am
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3452 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:52 am to
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14662 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:52 am to
I had a boss that would say "incantation" instead of "incarnation". As in: The current incantation of this software...

I always pictured a bunch of developers sitting around a cauldron of boiling liquid and chanting.

Also when I was at LSU, my girlfriend's roommate substituted the word "twat" for "twit". It was funny for a while but we finally had to tell her that what she was calling people wasn't what she thought she was calling them.
This post was edited on 1/15/17 at 11:56 am
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14250 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:54 am to
Peruse - means to look at something carefully with great attention to detail.

Spendthrift - an extravagant spender.

Begging the question - doesn't mean that someone's response begs for a follow-up question.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:54 am to
quote:

thought splooge meant "shite" until one of my sons corrected me.



My god if your wife would have told you to splooge on her tits
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65551 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:55 am to
quote:

How often could you possibly be using that?
ad infinitum
Posted by runforrestrun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
810 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:55 am to
Sparse. I'd always pronounced it "air" instead of "are" until my 5th grader corrected me!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23342 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 11:55 am to
quote:


My god if your wife would have told you to splooge on her tits
I would have known something was wrong (I hope).
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