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re: Woman who stole NY Knicks trash can fired from role as JPMorgan DEI exec

Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38740 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:11 pm to
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Can you imagine having to answer to that bitch at work? I would eat my gun.


You know she was the most insufferable bitch about everything there
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5773 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:11 pm to
I’m sure in she is an executive at Chase, she has health insurance. No reason for her not to be on a GLP-1. As for theft of a trash can, what a moronic reason to lose a good job.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
49378 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:29 pm to
But she's ENTITLED!! It's her RIGHT!

You bunch of racist bigots!

EQUITY!
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14481 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:29 pm to
She's exactly what I think a Knicks fan would look like.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14684 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:34 pm to
I bet none of her coworkers accuse her of saying "I bet your little Asian, fish head wife doesn't have these cannons."
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10241 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:36 pm to
Disgusting human
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
49378 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:38 pm to
Because the Knicks won, and she's showing her pride! DUH!

Now, she could have just made her own, for about $50-60, or at the very least, bought one. But this sea cow didn't even have the decency to bag up the trash before stealing the bin.

Clearly, impulse suppression isn't her super power.

Posted by LongHornHandy
Member since Jul 2024
487 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:42 pm to
First time scamper has ever/would ever be used in association with that hoss of a man
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13565 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 8:57 pm to
Slow news night on the Poli.

Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75819 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 9:09 pm to


half the posts on your 1st page of post history are on the PoliBoard whining about the PoliBoard. Go back to Reddit little fella.

eta: lol, plus a lot of soccer talk, which honestly makes sense.
This post was edited on 6/23/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4890 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 9:30 pm to
Everybody in that 2nd pic looking at her like "Da fuq...?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135013 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 9:32 pm to
Does CEO stand for

Cheeseburger
Eating
Ogre
?
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2666 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 9:47 pm to
An executive at a bank in NYC was probably making more than double or triple than an average baw on TD. Maybe this one got bumped down a notch after this instinctual incident, but there are probably tens or hundreds of thousands of more at a similar salary level.

How did all of these people become more valuable to society (based on salary) than us?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 9:57 pm to
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Not if she ate it first. Look at that fat piece of shite. I'll bet she's actually consumed a firearm and didn't even realize it.


Give me the Glock 17L dressed with pickles.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
937 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 10:03 pm to
How do you even get that big at that age. It’s one thing if you’re some old frick, but relatively young and with a full-time job and presumably money to shop at Whole Foods or whatever. Wtf.
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
374 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 10:15 pm to
She might be someone who is psychologically dependent on people feeling sorry for her for being fat and ugly. If she took the shot and lost the weight she would just be left with ugly. That might not be a real thing, but it made sense in my head .
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2661 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 11:14 pm to
That might have been most cardio she has had since doing her hair.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2129 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 2:08 am to
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I would eat my gun.


She would put mustard and relish on it and eat it first. And onions. She looks stinky.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34684 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 3:38 am to
Looking at her, I’m surprised she didn’t eat the shite left in the can.
Posted by WhiskeyThief
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2018
734 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 3:38 am to
quote:

How did all of these people become more valuable to society (based on salary) than us?


So True,


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