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re: Woman forces millionaire by gunpoint to spill seed inside her hoohoo
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Midget Death Squad
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Midget Death Squad
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d. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
Women has sex with man, regrets it and then comes forward years later claiming rape
Man gets raped by gunpoint, goes right to police hoping they will 86 the baby.
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 9:25 am
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Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Midget Death Squad
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and told me to cum inside her like God intended
Now thats a woman
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:25 am to Sterling Archer
quote:OT falls for this shite all the time
OP knows this is satire?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:25 am to Midget Death Squad
Don’t care, had sex.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:25 am to Midget Death Squad
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“I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something.
Aaaahhh, priorities.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:27 am to Midget Death Squad
Hell, I would have sprayed her guts and after she put the gun away I would have told her guess what bitch, I've had a vasectomy
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:27 am to Midget Death Squad
The least-believable thing about this is ‘Dogecoin millionaire’
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:29 am to Midget Death Squad
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cum inside her like God intended,
As a married man, that would have done it for me.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:34 am to Centinel
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a Dogecoin millionaire
I'm a millionaire also. Not with Dogecoin, but with monopoly money
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:34 am to WDE24
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OP knows this is satire?
OT falls for this shite all the time
Toby always ruining the fun
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:36 am to Midget Death Squad
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she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:36 am to Midget Death Squad
Satire or not, it was a missed oportinity for this:
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Whether she’s pregnant or not at this point, nobody knows at the moment. Tomas is hoping he will find a way of doge-ing the bullet if she had fallen pregnant on that day.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:36 am to Midget Death Squad
She had to hold a gun to his head? Most women just get the rich guy drunk and get him to do it.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:36 am to Midget Death Squad
Baw should’ve given her the Elaine
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:39 am to Buck Futter
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it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head
That’s gotta be a world record.
Who did all the work?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:42 am to WDE24
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:44 am to Midget Death Squad
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showed Garcia his cryptocurrency wallet after engaging in sexual intercourse.
I’m into some kinky shite, but this is next level. Still trying to figure out at what point of mounting her, did it seem appropriate to whip out is crypto wallet and show it? Gonna try and pull this off with the Mrs tonight. Minus the millionaire part.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:44 am to Midget Death Squad
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Now on to the next episode of the Bold and the Beautiful
but was he tall?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:44 am to Midget Death Squad
DOGE a bullet he did
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:56 am to Midget Death Squad
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Dogecoin Papi
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