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Woman forces millionaire by gunpoint to spill seed inside her hoohoo

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am
First, because I give a shite about the rules:






Now on to the next episode of the Bold and the Beautiful

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Albuquerque, NM | Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.

A Tinder date that started as a simple hook-up ended up as sperm robbery after Tomas Martinez, a Dogecoin millionaire, showed Garcia his cryptocurrency wallet after engaging in sexual intercourse. Garcia then convinced Martinez to have unprotected sex with her, stating that the condom was irritating her skin. She told him to pull out if he is scared of getting her pregnant.

“I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,” Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.

A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”

Whether she’s pregnant or not at this point, nobody knows at the moment. Tomas is hoping he will find a way of dodging the bullet if she had fallen pregnant on that day.




I think we've all seen this story before, only it was with a dotcum millionaire and the baby was named Lester.

Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am to
Oh yeah, I forgot.



6.5
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43317 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:19 am to
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a Dogecoin millionaire


Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61034 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to
The guy is a moron if he told this chick he was a millionaire and he really was. This is why it's tough to find decent women when rich because these crazy bitches tune their entire life to this practice.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to
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Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.

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apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”

#Metoo
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am
Posted by njimbo39
Navasota
Member since Mar 2021
397 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to
That sounds kinda hot. Shoot me in the foot then make me cum inside you
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to
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A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head




Now my wife has a new trick to get me to last longer
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9707 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to
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then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,


Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2019
477 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to
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it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head

That’s gotta be a world record.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94645 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to
This is not going to work out well for Tomas.

Showing her and getting a gun pulled on him to blow his load is bad enough. Now getting his name out there with this story likely increases the chances of it happening again.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to
Sounds fake
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
So, is she preggo?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
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then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,



pillow talk
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94645 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
Just like her orgasms I’m sure.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89810 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
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They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”


Wait, what?
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7277 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
OP knows this is satire? I can't tell
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7147 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to
She's got a great future in Congress from the great State of New Mexico.
Posted by BallsEleven
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to
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First, because I give a shite about the rules:


Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51209 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to
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Dogecoin millionaire


Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to
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OP knows this is satire? I can't tell





OP thinks why can't you let us have fun?
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