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re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica

Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:54 am to
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:54 am to
"that kids and how yo momma started the Dolphin Flu. BBD
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
235 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:04 am to
I didn’t think they liked the water. I certainly didn’t know they could swim too.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3502 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:22 am to
What next? Gay man gets cornholed by gay dolphin?
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3277 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:50 am to
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You’ll know it’s fake when you see the Gofundme appear. Too many sympathy pulls for me to believe this is real.


It’s not fake. Just heard from a relative that knows the family. They couldn’t believe I heard it on TD first.
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1273 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:17 am to
Gash gash
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1738 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:20 am to
quote:

it has raised more than $15K so far.
Why did that link bring me to an OF site with some girl laying in the missionary position...
Posted by MidCityTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
806 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:16 pm to
Most correct people would say “…lying on my back.”
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7321 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:05 am to
quote:

Most correct people would say “…lying on my back.”


I’m going to go ahead and double down based on the notion that most people wouldn’t be correct.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4338 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:58 am to
If ever there was a post that was worthless without pics this is it.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3277 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:39 am to
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If ever there was a post that was worthless without pics this is it.


My relative saw the pic and it was bad. They honestly couldn’t tell what part of the body was injured from the pic because the hematoma was so large.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12298 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:46 am to
quote:

My relative saw the pic and it was bad. They honestly couldn’t tell what part of the body was injured from the pic because the hematoma was so large.


:yack:
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122169 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:52 am to
Dolphin beat that pussy up.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66098 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:53 am to
I'm sorry but this is a terrible story. Feel bad for her.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11296 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16976 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:15 am to
I've always said that porpoises look like they're up to no good
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
2860 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:16 am to
“Dear, Penthouse Forum

I never thought I would write a letter to the Forum, however??…”


quote:



I was being “lifted” by dolphins…my vagina made direct contact to the dolphins dorsal fin… this cause a “vessel” to burst in my right lip, and that’s how the hematoma was created. I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since...


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92261 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:21 am to
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I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since...



odd way to phrase that
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76275 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:27 am to
Gives a new meaning to "fat lip".
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:28 am to
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So two people in the thread think she was injured in the head because they cannot comprehend pussy lips.


I think it’s more that they just can’t imagine someone being uncouth enough to talk about their body like that in an article for the public, but they must not hang out with the public much or use Facebook at all, because people are extremely uncouth these days.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56864 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:30 am to
idk, its probably a better way of phrasing it than saying "I've just been laying on my back, spread eagle since."
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