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re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:54 am to Lou Loomis
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:54 am to Lou Loomis
"that kids and how yo momma started the Dolphin Flu. BBD
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:04 am to Matt225
I didn’t think they liked the water. I certainly didn’t know they could swim too.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:22 am to Funky Tide 8
What next? Gay man gets cornholed by gay dolphin?
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:50 am to Lou Loomis
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You’ll know it’s fake when you see the Gofundme appear. Too many sympathy pulls for me to believe this is real.
It’s not fake. Just heard from a relative that knows the family. They couldn’t believe I heard it on TD first.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:20 am to Stinger_1066
quote:Why did that link bring me to an OF site with some girl laying in the missionary position...
it has raised more than $15K so far.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 10:16 pm to Wayne Campbell
Most correct people would say “…lying on my back.”
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:05 am to MidCityTiger
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Most correct people would say “…lying on my back.”
I’m going to go ahead and double down based on the notion that most people wouldn’t be correct.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:58 am to Funky Tide 8
If ever there was a post that was worthless without pics this is it.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:39 am to SemperFiDawg
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If ever there was a post that was worthless without pics this is it.
My relative saw the pic and it was bad. They honestly couldn’t tell what part of the body was injured from the pic because the hematoma was so large.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:46 am to Free888
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My relative saw the pic and it was bad. They honestly couldn’t tell what part of the body was injured from the pic because the hematoma was so large.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:52 am to Lowdermilk
Dolphin beat that pussy up.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:53 am to OweO
I'm sorry but this is a terrible story. Feel bad for her.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:15 am to Funky Tide 8
I've always said that porpoises look like they're up to no good
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:16 am to Funky Tide 8
“Dear, Penthouse Forum
I never thought I would write a letter to the Forum, however??…”
I never thought I would write a letter to the Forum, however??…”
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I was being “lifted” by dolphins…my vagina made direct contact to the dolphins dorsal fin… this cause a “vessel” to burst in my right lip, and that’s how the hematoma was created. I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since...
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:21 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since...
odd way to phrase that
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:27 am to Funky Tide 8
Gives a new meaning to "fat lip".
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:28 am to Tr33fiddy
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So two people in the thread think she was injured in the head because they cannot comprehend pussy lips.
I think it’s more that they just can’t imagine someone being uncouth enough to talk about their body like that in an article for the public, but they must not hang out with the public much or use Facebook at all, because people are extremely uncouth these days.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:30 am to 777Tiger
idk, its probably a better way of phrasing it than saying "I've just been laying on my back, spread eagle since."
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