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re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica
Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:41 am to Funky Tide 8
Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:41 am to Funky Tide 8
Laying down in the missionary position?
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:47 am to Funky Tide 8
Where is Badge502, he usually mortified at what people could possibly stick in their arses and not a woman’s cooch.
Pro Tip always look for a flared base.
Pro Tip always look for a flared base.
This post was edited on 3/22/25 at 7:14 am
Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:08 am to Funky Tide 8
She should be thankful that she wasn't riding a sailfish.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:14 am to Funky Tide 8
That place is about to be sued into oblivion.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:32 am to Stinger_1066
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GoFundMe
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My sister took a trip to Jamaica and the unthinkable happened. On Monday, she was swimming with the dolphins and as the dolphins lifted her in the air, Cierra slipped and the dolphins dorsal fin hit her crouch area. This created such a blunt force trauma to the area it caused her to have a hematoma the size of three apples.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:48 am to LanierSpots
Good luck
At least she gets a free vacation and student loans paid off with the go fund me
At least she gets a free vacation and student loans paid off with the go fund me
Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:03 am to Funky Tide 8
Always a bridesmaid never a bride.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:15 am to Funky Tide 8
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my vagina
I've beaten one of those up worse than any dolphin could but never busted a blood vessel.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:41 am to Funky Tide 8
Yeah.... but is the dolphin ok?
Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:43 am to Funky Tide 8
I don't care for the caging of dolphins .
Posted on 3/22/25 at 8:14 am to Lowdermilk
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This created such a blunt force trauma to the area it caused her to have a hematoma the size of three apples.
Holy shite
Posted on 3/22/25 at 9:08 am to Beessnax
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I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal? If you don't like the medical care then don't go to the country or don't be so stupid that you get hurt and have to get the musical care while there.
You just sound annoying and unlikeable.
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Cemented my opinion with your downvote.
This post was edited on 3/22/25 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 3/22/25 at 9:14 am to Funky Tide 8
Reason #1,350 to not visit Jamaica.
Third World shitholes are bad places to need healthcare.
Third World shitholes are bad places to need healthcare.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 9:16 am to Stinger_1066
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Quincy is the baby-daddy and he is holding out for a cut of the GoFundMe proceeds
This can’t be an easy time for Quincy either. Not only does he have to watch the kids by himself while she goes on vacation to Jamaica where she has easy access to weed and rum, but he also won’t be able to frick for a while when she finally does make it back.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 9:40 am to jafari rastaman
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he also won’t be able to frick for a while when she finally does make it back.
Life, uh, finds a way...
Posted on 3/22/25 at 10:28 am to Tr33fiddy
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So two people in the thread think she was injured in the head because they cannot comprehend pussy lips.
It's not a lack of comprehension of pussy lips, it was just initially kind of hard to fathom someone having a huge hematoma on their pussy lips. And for some reason I had associated a hematoma with head injury.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 10:51 am to Funky Tide 8
It was a one in a million shot doc.
One in a million.
One in a million.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:24 am to BuckyCheese
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I’m going to do this exact thing in June in Key West while swimming with the dolphins. Say a prayer for me! Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok.
I suggest investing in a cup.
Is there also a cup or similar to protect his butthole from getting dorsaled?
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:43 am to dallastigers
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to protect his butthole from getting dorsaled?
That’s the whole reason for his trip
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:44 am to Funky Tide 8
You’ll know it’s fake when you see the Gofundme appear. Too many sympathy pulls for me to believe this is real.
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