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Wind Blowing Out of Uranus Makes It Hard to Probe, NASA Complains

Posted on 11/16/24 at 6:45 pm
Posted by GumboPot
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 6:45 pm
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Scientists have found that a "rare intense wind event" during NASA's Voyager 2 flyby of Uranus in 1986 may have seriously messed with our understanding of the planet.




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Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 6:47 pm to
butts are funny
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

1986 may have seriously messed with our understanding of the planet.


Well that stinks.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51671 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 7:13 pm to
If I had a nickel for every time I've experienced this phenomenon, I would . . .

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !!

Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7415 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 8:11 pm to
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There are several ways to pronounce "Uranus", and none of them are necessarily incorrect. They are, however, appropriate in different settings. If you don't want people to laugh, pronounce the name the way that astronomers and physicists pronounce it: "Yurr-en-us"
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68493 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:16 pm to
Just rename that stupid planet already.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:18 pm to
Urmomsanus is much more hospitable, ftr.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14041 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:25 pm to
So science thought it knew everything about Uranus based off one fly by? And now we’re shocked to discover there could be more to the story!?!?
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:26 pm to
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Just rename that stupid planet already.


Planet a-hole
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20176 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 9:28 pm to
Sounds like a headline from a weak imitation of The Onion.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3086 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 10:25 pm to
So no, it’s the only fun planet we have. They stole Pluto from us, we’re not letting them take this one.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
46351 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 5:23 am to
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hey stole Pluto from us, we’re not letting them take this one.

KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF URANUS!!!
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17903 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 5:31 am to
Uranus is asshoe
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
84100 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 5:32 am to
If your planet is hot enough you don’t even care if the wind is blowing.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13757 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 5:55 am to
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The event compressed the planet's magnetosphere, they found, causing it to deform into a significantly asymmetrical shape that appeared to lack plasma.

"We postulate that such a compression of the magnetosphere could increase energetic electron fluxes within the radiation belts and empty the magnetosphere of its plasma temporarily,"




Now I feel really dumb.

Of course the Magnetosphere was fried by the Sun bombarding it with solar flares from a billion miles away.
Posted by Raygun
Member since Aug 2024
46 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 6:13 am to
I had a strong wind event out of my own anus this morning. Next thing you know my whole room stunk pretty bad.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
10046 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 7:21 am to
So a planet had a flatulent attack during our flyby in 1986.

We have revisited Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto with other missions, why no Uranus missions did we spend too much in the Ukraine.
Posted by cgrand
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Member since Oct 2009
43791 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 10:38 am to
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So science thought it knew everything about Uranus based off one fly by?
no LOL. What little they thought they knew appears to be unreliable. V2 flew by at like 40000 mph. A purposeful visit to Uranus similar to the ones done at Saturn and Jupiter would be much more involved.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130800 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 10:57 am to
There was a strong wind out of my anus beneath the nice sheets of bedrüm this morning.

An intrepid heroine (who had the blankets pulled over her head) reported the winds were toxic and smelled of onion and garlic.
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