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re: Will the normal handshake be eliminated?
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:59 am to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:59 am to Pandy Fackler
Fricking Narc
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Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:01 pm to FLTech
Your topic history is 100% troll threads. Do better, man. Do better.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:04 pm to Pandy Fackler
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I know what you frickers do with your fingers.
You have NO idea what I do with my fingers.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:05 pm to FLTech
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FLTech
I wish your thread starting ability was eliminated.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:06 pm to Langland
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:06 pm to FLTech
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:08 pm to FLTech
AIDS killed off the blood brothers tradition, so maybe COVID will finish off the handshake.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:09 pm to FLTech
I will always shake hands. Hopefully there will be a few Alpha types to shake hands with when this is over.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:10 pm to FLTech
yes, from now on when greeting a person, you should grab their crotch and give it a rub
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
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quote:
I know what you frickers do with your fingers.
You have NO idea what I do with my fingers.
Here's what I do with mine. Tell me if it sounds familiar.
Pick my boogers
Dig in my ears
Dig food out of my teeth
Trim my toenails
Scratch my balls
Scratch my taint
Scratch my a-hole
Finger frick women in both holes
And finally....
Toss off at least once a day.
Now let's shake.
This post was edited on 4/11/20 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:12 pm to FLTech
Its straight fist bumps and chest bumps from here on out bro.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 12:40 pm to FLTech
You did good with this OP.
The same assholes that want to shake hands now are the same exact sorta assholes that want to shake your hand every single time they see you. What the frick is that dumb shite about?
We've all encountered the type. For me, it's my next door neighbor. Every frickin' time I see that guy, he wants to shake my hand as though we've never met before. But I put a stop to that shite.
One day he gave me the vice grip shake, like he wanted to assert dominance or whatever. I shite you not, I said something like this. "That hurt. Why did you grip my hand so hard? That's weird."
He felt really uncomfortable, stammered a little and averted eye contact.
Who are these insecure motherfrickers who think a handshake establishes dominance? As if that's not a stale, worn out concept.
Do what I do. Call that dumb, insecure shite out the moment it happens and you'll establish real dominance, toots sweet.
The same assholes that want to shake hands now are the same exact sorta assholes that want to shake your hand every single time they see you. What the frick is that dumb shite about?
We've all encountered the type. For me, it's my next door neighbor. Every frickin' time I see that guy, he wants to shake my hand as though we've never met before. But I put a stop to that shite.
One day he gave me the vice grip shake, like he wanted to assert dominance or whatever. I shite you not, I said something like this. "That hurt. Why did you grip my hand so hard? That's weird."
He felt really uncomfortable, stammered a little and averted eye contact.
Who are these insecure motherfrickers who think a handshake establishes dominance? As if that's not a stale, worn out concept.
Do what I do. Call that dumb, insecure shite out the moment it happens and you'll establish real dominance, toots sweet.
This post was edited on 4/11/20 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:04 pm to FLTech
We should just throw up our gang signs.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:17 pm to Pandy Fackler
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t, I said something like this. "That hurt. Why did you grip my hand so hard?
My neighbor said the same thing to me one day and as the neighborhood Alpha I laughed at him for being a complete long haired Himalayan pussy cat. His wife is terrible in the sack by the way.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:18 pm to tigerstripedjacket
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My neighbor said the same thing to me one day and as the neighborhood Alpha I laughed at him for being a complete long haired Himalayan pussy cat. His wife is terrible in the sack by the way.
That embarrassed me.
Here's your upvote Tom.
This post was edited on 4/11/20 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:18 pm to FLTech
No, we’ll be shaking hands by August again. At least normal people will.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:37 pm to FLTech
Is it ok if you’re both wearing gloves?
Posted on 4/11/20 at 1:40 pm to terriblegreen
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Hopefully there will be a few Alpha types to shake hands with when this is over.
I’m alpha enough not to care what anyone else thinks(read that as I’m an old curmudgeon
). But I am likely to start shaking hands again.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 2:12 pm to FLTech
Being left-handed, I sure hope so.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 2:15 pm to Pandy Fackler
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One day he gave me the vice grip shake, like he wanted to assert dominance or whatever. I shite you not, I said something like this. "That hurt. Why did you grip my hand so hard? That's weird."
Sounds like he asserted dominance.
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