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Posted on 11/15/21 at 8:56 am to LSUintheNW
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I'm 38. Been married for just over 2 years and couldn't tell you the last time I got laid.
Strengthen your pimp hand baw.
yep, that's pathetic, old lady was leaving for work this morning and I just pulled the covers down and she gave me a blow job right before she walked out the door
Posted on 11/15/21 at 8:58 am to tide06
quote:most of them become pretty fat and gross postmenopause (if they weren't already, and their husbands have almost certainly been fat slobs for a decade or three... adds up
They don’t talk about it much but a significant percentage of women basically become a-sexual later in life due to changes in their hormones.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 8:58 am to Badman
Hire a maid
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:00 am to bbarras85
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don't act like y'all having been touching yourselves since you were 13 years old. That's a copout to cheat on your s/o or wife.
Do what most long time married men do 2-3 times a week and move on with life.
Jerking off is a stopgap solution to a temporary absence of real sex.
If my source of sex truly permanently closed up shop, I'm not just settling for jerking off.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:03 am to fallguy_1978
Yes. Hasn't helped much.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:06 am to Badman
There is a Jody, sorry baw 
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:07 am to whoisnickdoobs
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I'm 38. Been married for just over 2 years and couldn't tell you the last time I got laid.
I'm starting to go into depression.
She legit pulled the fast one on you, no pun intended since it sounds like she’s not pulling anything on you physically.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:07 am to Badman
Accompany her to get a full hormone therapy panel ran on her.
This is NOT normal and it could simply be an off balance situation easily fixed.
This is NOT normal and it could simply be an off balance situation easily fixed.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:08 am to whoisnickdoobs
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I'm 38. Been married for just over 2 years and couldn't tell you the last time I got laid.
I'm starting to go into depression.
If you have no kids, divorce her right now before its too late.
These threads are always depressing.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:08 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Yes. Hasn't helped much.
Unfortunately, talking about it is the worst thing you can do, despite what women will tell you.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:08 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Yes. Hasn't helped much.
2 years seems like a pretty new marriage to already be having sex problems. Do y'all have young kids?
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:09 am to Badman
There’s a wellness Dr on bluebonnet. She needs to see him, get tests run, and take what’s recommended. VERY helpful for our age group. My wife and I are in your age group. Trust me on this one.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:11 am to Badman
You should talk to her about counseling and offer to go thru it with her.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:11 am to Badman
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Wife has decided to close up shop
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We are both in our early 50's now. I find her still as sexy as ever. She has told me that she just doesn't feel like she wants sex any more. No shes not cheating on me. She has had some "woman" problems the last couple of years. My libido is as strong as it was as a teenager.
If true, you're fricked. Why?
Because if you bring it up, you have the possibility of being selfish. If you talk about it, you could come off as selling and manipulative. And if you keep bringing it up, you're being pushy and controlling. Those are all the possibilities if she is not having an extramarital affair, whether emotionally or physically.
What can you do? Listen. Don't push. Don't nag. Don't attack. Don't say, "you ... you ... you ..." Ask her how you can support her? Ask her if she would be willing to consider counseling or seeing a doctor? If she won't and is unwilling to budge, you won't have a marriage. 50 % of a marriage is not going to work.
It really comes down to being selfish. She's being selfish. It's usually one of the main reasons in a marriage breakdown. I don't know what you have done - perhaps you have been selfish as well. Take a look at yourself and fix you before you bring anything up with her. And don't try to "fix" her. It won't work.
I would say that if the bottom closes up shop, the top would open, but seeing how you are married, the top probably closed a long time ago, which if one is looking objectively, this was a definite sign of eventually going out of business.
This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 9:19 am
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:12 am to whoisnickdoobs
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I'm 38. Been married for just over 2 years and couldn't tell you the last time I got laid.
2 years in and its already stopped? Geeze! Did y'all do it before you got married?
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:13 am to Badman
Do what New Orleanians do when faced with difficult loss. Add your wife to the ain’t dere no more list along with mckenzie’s donuts and wax nostalgic about good she used to be.
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:13 am to Badman
She has two other holes
Posted on 11/15/21 at 9:16 am to DabosDynasty
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I'm 38. Been married for just over 2 years and couldn't tell you the last time I got laid.
I'm starting to go into depression.
She legit pulled the fast one on you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no pre nup either.
He's fricked, not literally obviously.
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