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re: Wife Goes Out of Town
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:09 pm to NotoriousFSU
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:09 pm to NotoriousFSU
Or just a garden variety perv.
You could get freaky with Downer Denise, or maybe even ride the Purple Snake.
You could get freaky with Downer Denise, or maybe even ride the Purple Snake.
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:12 pm to RPtoDoubleT
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No kids.
Oh young padwin. You have no idea the feeling of freedom when the wife AND kids go out of town.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:14 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Now just wait until an hour before she gets home to start cleaning up your filth
It’s my go to move
It’s my go to move
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:15 pm to cas4t
I do it the night before just to be safe.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:21 pm to cas4t
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Now just wait until an hour before she gets home to cleaning up your filth
It’s my go to move
Wife went out this weekend for a girls trip/jody convention
Saturday didn't do shite really. Take out for lunch and dinner, didn't throw shite away or wash any dishes. Just an overall degenerate getting day drunk watching golf and then football.
Today turned on the final round of the Tour championship and went insano cleaning. Washed and put away dishes, washed (and folded!!!) two loads of laundry + towels + sheets, mowed the lawn/pulled weeds/trimmed bushes. Cleaned the master bath and wiped down the whole kitchen and did the weekly grocery run before she got back in around 5 pm.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:22 pm to OweO
Jesus.
frick off, dude.
frick off, dude.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:23 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Word of advice, don't wash the sheets.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:35 pm to RPtoDoubleT
I used to have no idea what the big deal was until I was married. If I come home Friday from work and the wife is out of town: fish, bbq, drink beer, watch the movies she doesn’t want to watch, once the buzz kicks in I hit YouTube for a equal combination of dumb videos and LSU highlights, then sleep on the couch.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:51 pm to JohnnyKilroy
you got that “watch this I’m gonna try to get laid out of this” second wind Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:51 pm to LouisianaLady
All depends on when my wife is getting home for me. If it’s noon or earlier, night before. After that, I’m procrastinating til late morning at the very earliest
Posted on 8/25/19 at 11:00 pm to OweO
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My house is named Out of Town...
I can see that. Is your ramp named highway to Out of Town?
Posted on 8/25/19 at 11:18 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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girls trip/jody convention
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:28 am to WaltTeevens
Break a dish or two, wash something red with some white underwear, and burn something in a pot so bad it may be terminal?
Tell her that it’s obvious that you can’t get by without her.
She may still go on another trip, but at least you won’t have to scramble to tidy up.
Tell her that it’s obvious that you can’t get by without her.
She may still go on another trip, but at least you won’t have to scramble to tidy up.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 6:07 am to RPtoDoubleT
My wife won’t leave so I have to take trips to get away from her and kids
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:49 am to RPtoDoubleT
Actually I usually put together a list of stuff I need to get done. Wife does add to the list. I tear through the list and relax the rest of the weekend. Depending on time of year, beer, wings, football, etc.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:53 am to StringedInstruments
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You have no idea the feeling of freedom when the wife AND kids go out of town.
It's the best. Wife always ask why I don't do anything with my friends. I can do that when she and the kids are here. When they're gone, the house is mine and can do whatever the f I want. I ain't inviting friends over to interfere with that.
The worst though is that text you get on Sunday when they're an hour or so away. That's the hardest I ever clean anything.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:04 am to HeadSlash
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Word of advice, don't wash the sheets.
yep.
"ummm, so why did you wash the sheets???"
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:06 am to RPtoDoubleT
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Wife Goes Out of Town
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No kids.
Magical times. My weekdays off with wife and kids at work/school are amazing. I enjoy every single second of that quiet house.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:06 am to The Spleen
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It's the best. Wife always ask why I don't do anything with my friends. I can do that when she and the kids are here. When they're gone, the house is mine and can do whatever the f I want.
it really is the best. The problem is that what I probably really need to do while they are gone is catch up on sleep, but I want to try and make the time feel as long as possible, so I end up going to bed late and waking up early. By the end I'm tired as shite
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:19 am to RPtoDoubleT
Mine was out of town this past weekend also. I played a lot of video games. (Bonus, she took kid with her.)
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