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Wife Goes Out of Town
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:26 pm
Anyone else turn into a complete bum when the wife goes away for a few days? You would think I just zapped back 15 years to college. No kids.
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:27 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Pics of town?
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:27 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Obligatory she's getting railed elsewhere
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Pics of yourself from college?
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Order about $30 in Pluckers to go for dinner, rip off a couple, and fall asleep on the couch.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Your Wife went out of town to get some BBC. Might as well drink your sorrows away.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
better check the bank statement for hotel bar charges
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
My house is named Out of Town...
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
I shave, put on some cologne, and hit the titty bars,
Then I come home and watch porn.
Then I come home and watch porn.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:28 pm to RPtoDoubleT
So you’ve been playing Mario Kart with your loser friends and watching a lot of Family Guy?
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:29 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Clean the farking house, you lazy bum.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:29 pm to RPtoDoubleT
quote:
Anyone else turn into a complete bum when the wife goes away for a few days?
Yes, I sit around and masturbate repeatedly
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:31 pm to RPtoDoubleT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it sounds like she’s cheating on you
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:32 pm to Tyga Woods
You are probably right.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:32 pm to Tyga Woods
Probably.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:39 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Yes, I sit around and masturbate repeatedly
Truvada for Prep ad got you, huh?
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:57 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Yep, I don't fix shite to eat, don't care about picking things up. I just kinda relax and enjoy the quietness while I have it.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:57 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Yes, I sit around and masturbate repeatedly
By: momentoftruth87
Checks out.
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:02 pm to RPtoDoubleT
Pornhub muted [UNMUTED]
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:04 pm to USMEagles
Oh...because he’s a fig.
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