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re: Wife Goes Out of Town
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:19 am to HeadSlash
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:19 am to HeadSlash
quote:
Word of advice, don't wash the sheets.
100x
Made that mistake once. Once. Cleaned everything in the damned house. She got back and started the whole "why did the sheets and blankets need to be washed if you just slept on the couch? Who did you have over?" nonsense.
Now if she ever leaves I stick to the floors, dishes, and yard. The washing machine is dead to me
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Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:36 am to RPtoDoubleT
Drink beer.
Have friends over or hang at their place.
Go fishing
You will enjoy the no nagging zone it nice sometimes.
Have friends over or hang at their place.
Go fishing
You will enjoy the no nagging zone it nice sometimes.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:24 am to RPtoDoubleT
quote:
Anyone else turn into a complete bum when the wife goes away for a few days?
Alcohol purchases goes up 300% when she is out of town.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:24 am to PipelineBaw
I get in my boxers and watch hours of shitty action movies and eat pizza every meal.
It's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:29 am to RPtoDoubleT
quote:
Anyone else turn into a complete bum when the wife goes away for a few days?
Nope, I keep the house cleaner when she's gone. I will walk around in her high heels though, as it makes me feel pretty.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:30 am to RPtoDoubleT
Yes. When my wife leaves I immediately forget how to do laundry or dishes.
Or make the bed.
Or cook for myself.
Or pick up after myself.
The house becomes a disaster.
But I WILL clean it the day before she gets back. No way I would want her to come into a messy house.
Or make the bed.
Or cook for myself.
Or pick up after myself.
The house becomes a disaster.
But I WILL clean it the day before she gets back. No way I would want her to come into a messy house.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:11 am to PipelineBaw
quote:
Made that mistake once. Once. Cleaned everything in the damned house. She got back and started the whole "why did the sheets and blankets need to be washed if you just slept on the couch? Who did you have over?" nonsense. Now if she ever leaves I stick to the floors, dishes, and yard. The washing machine is dead to me
Y'all don't just normally wash the sheets each week?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:34 am to pwejr88
quote:
But I WILL clean it the day before she gets back. No way I would want her to come into a messy house.
I went out of town this past weekend and was hoping that maybe my husband would have cleaned the house a little while I was gone.
Nope. Very clear when I got home that he lounged around all weekend bingeing shows on Netflix.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:41 am to JohnnyKilroy
quote:
Y'all don't just normally wash the sheets each week?
She does. If I wash them after shes been out of town it's because I was having wild orgies with squirting hookers. At least in her mind.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:41 am to Proximo
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better check the bank statement for hotel bar charges
its more worriesome when there are no charges. she's paying with her pussy in that case.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:16 am to lsunurse
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bingeing shows on Netflix
Bless your heart
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:21 am to LSUJuice
What’s wrong with Netflix?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:24 am to lsunurse
Nothing. Point was he's not watching Netflix.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:29 am to RPtoDoubleT
quote:
You would think I just zapped back 15 years to college.
Don't forget to remove the porn from the VCR before she gets back.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:30 am to LSUJuice
He was when I walked in the door.
Now if he watched hours of porn while I was gone, who cares?
I wasn’t upset he didn’t clean any btw, was just secretly hoping he had. I do the same that LL mentioned when he goes out of town and make sure to clean the house the night before. But do enjoy having the house to myself and drinking wine and margaritas by myself and watching all the girly shows and movies on the nicer tv without hearing comments from him about my horrible taste in tv shows.
Now if he watched hours of porn while I was gone, who cares?
I wasn’t upset he didn’t clean any btw, was just secretly hoping he had. I do the same that LL mentioned when he goes out of town and make sure to clean the house the night before. But do enjoy having the house to myself and drinking wine and margaritas by myself and watching all the girly shows and movies on the nicer tv without hearing comments from him about my horrible taste in tv shows.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:58 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it sounds like she’s cheating on you
I am sure she found some guy willing to lick up his own jizz.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 12:14 pm to RPtoDoubleT
quote:No, because I have 4 kids and a dog to care for when the wife is out of town. I just make it a priority to stop jerking off 2 days before she is set to return.
Anyone else turn into a complete bum when the wife goes away for a few days?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 12:22 pm to RPtoDoubleT
quote:
Wife Goes Out of Town
Subtle "I live in a town" brag. Weird flex, but OK.
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