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re: Why the obsession with bidets lately?
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:10 am to cbree88
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:10 am to cbree88
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Every other day we have a thread about the wonders of bidets. It’s like a bunch of kids in a gourmet candy store.
As much as some people get off on Buccee’s having a hundred toilets just imagine if they put in bidets. Half the people here would have an orgasm.
This post was edited on 4/5/22 at 9:12 am
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Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:14 am to cbree88
Bunch of unhealthy bums who need to garden hose their mud butt. Change your diet and u can use TP like a normal person.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:15 am to cbree88
Even the manliest baws have homosexual curiosities and shooting water up their poop chute scratches that curiosity.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:15 am to cbree88
It's like having your own personal salad tossing with multiple settings.
Comes in handy when your SO not into salad tossing.
Comes in handy when your SO not into salad tossing.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:15 am to cbree88
I hypothesize that Hemorrhoids are on the rise with everyone sitting on the toilet longer with their phones. Tp doesn't help with this so people try to find ways to continue the bad habit
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:21 am to cbree88
Its the toilet paper shortage stupid
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:24 am to cbree88
Because shitting is gross and we have evolved from performing it like common animals
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:26 am to cbree88
We to the point people too lazy to wipe they own arse
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:26 am to Sisselpud81
quote:Even the healthiest of people have occasional bad shits. You can choose to live like an animal and smear it all over yourself, or you can get a bidet.
Bunch of unhealthy bums who need to garden hose their mud butt. Change your diet and u can use TP like a normal person.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:27 am to cbree88
Because it's crawfish season.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:41 am to cbree88
We are all anally fixated. Thanks Freud.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:41 am to cbree88
Speaking for myself, I normally have itchy butthole even after I wipe really, really good.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:42 am to cbree88
They work well. I felt some type of way about it. But damn I love mine
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:43 am to cbree88
You sound like a troll, or a dullard. Change my mind.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 am to cbree88
No obsession. They clean up your arse better after you take a shite. Really nothing much more significant than that. Cuts down on toilet paper use for those who use a bunch.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:46 am to fr33manator
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Speaking of that, how on earth do women go through so much toilet paper!? Bidets can help with that as well.
my wife and kids go through a 9 pack it seems in like 2 weeks.
I get a 4 pack and it'll last me 2-3 months.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:18 am to TeddyPadillac
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my wife and kids go through a 9 pack it seems in like 2 weeks.
For $200, you can get two bidet lids and nip that toilet paper use in the bud.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:10 am to aTmTexas Dillo
That’s a higher end option, right? There are several $40 versions on Amazon with good reviews. Spring for a nicer one?
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:13 pm to beerJeep
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Poseidon’s Kiss is the best kiss.
As long as he keeps the Trident away from the bunghole.
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