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re: Why the obsession with bidets lately?

Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:31 pm to
If I'm cleaning the a-pipe I want to be in the shower, not crouching over a french water fountain.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:41 pm to
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If I'm cleaning the a-pipe I want to be in the shower, not crouching over a french water fountain.
You don't have to get a standalone, just get a $30 one that attaches to your toilet seat. You're already sitting there, just hose off the a-pipe before you get up. Once you use one you'll think it's gross to wait all day for a shower.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2309 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:43 pm to
Toilet paper shortages during Covid-19 caused many to purchase them.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:45 pm to
How do you dry off afterwards?
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
23015 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:45 pm to
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Speaking of that, how on earth do women go through so much toilet paper!?


They make what amounts to an oven mitt of toilet paper to dab off a few droplets of piss from their vagina.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16993 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:10 pm to
Life changer.

You actually are clean after you use one
Posted by WigSplitta22
The Bottom
Member since Apr 2014
1462 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:12 pm to
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How do you dry off afterwards?




You don't straddle the toilet when you use it. What do you mean how do you dry off?
Posted by The_Slip
Member since Jan 2022
42 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:09 pm to
For the same reason people obsessed over sriracha, Jeeps, backing up to park, Yuengleng, sushi --no now it's Thai, Sasquatch...and saying things like Boomer, Karen, hold me beer, asking for a friend, living rent free...blah blah blah; social media has turned sheeple into Super Sheeple.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33403 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:10 pm to
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It’s a superior clean
But how does the drying happen?
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15052 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:13 pm to
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How do you dry off afterwards?


Dab yourself with a small wad of toilet paper. Also it doesn't matter if you have a little water around your bung hole. It'll dry up eventually.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15052 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:14 pm to
Non bidet users are the obsessed about people who use them. It's sort of like ICE versus EV people.
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