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Why the obsession with bidets lately?
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:44 am
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:44 am
Every other day we have a thread about the wonders of bidets. It’s like a bunch of kids in a gourmet candy store.
However, if I start a thread that involves flatulence or potty humor in any way, some guys on here have a hissy fit.
Apparently spraying your butthole with water is an extremely fun and exciting topic. Never change, OT. Never change.
However, if I start a thread that involves flatulence or potty humor in any way, some guys on here have a hissy fit.
Apparently spraying your butthole with water is an extremely fun and exciting topic. Never change, OT. Never change.
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Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:45 am to cbree88
Poseidon’s Kiss is the best kiss.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:45 am to cbree88
Enjoy your first downvote.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:45 am to cbree88
It’s a superior clean
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to cbree88
Sitting on one right now....
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to cbree88
It’s not a new obsession on the OT.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to cbree88
quote:Because more and more people are trying them and finding out they're awesome.
Why the obsession with bidets lately?
Have you used one?
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to cbree88
Boomers and Gen-X’ers that constantly talk shite about millennials and zoomers eating arse want to admit they like getting their butthole tickled too, but not in a sexual way
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:46 am to cbree88
Certain OT'ers are stepping up for their boyfriends.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:47 am to fr33manator
quote:
It’s a superior clean
Do you use the bidet before or after wiping? How does toilet paper get your a-hole dry? Do you have to buy the really expensive stuff?
So many questions.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:49 am to cbree88
Never tried but also have never heard someone say they regret purchasing one
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:49 am to cbree88
The range of asswiping techniques stretches from
Wiping with hand --- japanese super toilet
A bidet is further to the right than wiping with paper.
Wiping with hand --- japanese super toilet
A bidet is further to the right than wiping with paper.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:50 am to cbree88
tOT likes having their assholes tickled.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:52 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:Before, TP is just for drying off.
Do you use the bidet before or after wiping?
quote:It absorbs water.
How does toilet paper get your a-hole dry?
quote:No, but it only takes a couple sheets so doesn't matter.
Do you have to buy the really expensive stuff?
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:56 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:
Do you use the bidet before or after wiping? How does toilet paper get your a-hole dry?
I'm just a bidet amateur, as I only started using one yesterday. But I took the advice posted in a bidet thread, and as soon as I sit I do a pre-squirt, then let the logs fall, and do a cleanup squirter. I wipe with tissue to dry, check the wipe to make sure the cleanup was thorough.
As I gain experience, I may change my routine, but for now it seems to work well.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:58 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:
Do you use the bidet before or after wiping? How does toilet paper get your a-hole dry?
Use bidet, shite cleaned off, TP dries (only need a couple sheets, saving on TP use.)
Speaking of that, how on earth do women go through so much toilet paper!? Bidets can help with that as well.
It’s better all around.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:59 am to cbree88
quote:Because fart and poop jokes are childish. Washing your a-hole adequately is adult.
However, if I start a thread that involves flatulence or potty humor in any way, some guys on here have a hissy fit.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 8:59 am to cbree88
As someone that has only ordered one as of last night, I already feel a sense of superiority over people like you with your rusty balloon knots.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:01 am to TexasTiger90
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Because fart and poop jokes are childish.
And yet, in context, can be hilarious.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:07 am to Lonnie Utah
I am also on one right now. It’s fantastic. Should have done it sooner
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