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Why isn’t there toilet paper for urinals?
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:02 am
There should be a toilet paper dispenser above every urinal that dispenses it one square at a time, like a kleenex box. I’m tired of vigorously shaking my weewee several times only to still find a drop on my drawers as I exit the bathroom. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t use and appreciate it.
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Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:03 am to Jon Ham
You need to see a doctor.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:03 am to Jon Ham
quote:
There should be a toilet paper dispenser above every urinal that dispenses it one square at a time, like a kleenex box. I’m tired of vigorously shaking my weewee several times only to still find a drop on my drawers as I exit the bathroom. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t use and appreciate it.
You tryin wipe that leaky pecker, bruh?
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:04 am to Jon Ham
This is why you should always keep a handkerchief on you.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:04 am to Jon Ham
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vigorously shaking my weewee several times
We all know the real reason why you want the TP dispenser.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:04 am to Jon Ham
Even if you wiped it with a toilet paper it would still leak a drop after. Just accept it, part of being a man.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:04 am to Jon Ham
sounds like the doc needs to give you the ol' Two Knuckle Shuffle and figure out why you can't go #1 correctly.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:05 am to Jon Ham
There are some bathrooms in the middle east where an attendant will walk up behind you and hand you a square of toilet paper when you finish. Freaks you the hell out when you aren't expecting it.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:06 am to ShoeBang
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the doc needs to give you the ol' Two Knuckle Shuffle
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:07 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:11 am to Jon Ham
As they say, if you shake it more than three times you’re actually playing with it.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:12 am to Jon Ham
Only gays wipe their peckers after peeing.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:12 am to Jon Ham
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Jon Ham
Not aging gracefully.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:14 am to Jon Ham
It’s time for you to start using the taint press.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:15 am to Jon Ham
You can shake it, spin it, or smack it on the wall
But no matter what you do, one more drip is gonna fall
But no matter what you do, one more drip is gonna fall
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:20 am to Jon Ham
Because it will clog the drain.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:26 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:48 am to Roll Tide Ravens
I just tie it in a knot and suffer no drips.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 9:50 am to Jon Ham
You can just let the last drop stain the front of your boxers like all the other men.
Or go in a stall you Sitzpinkler
Or go in a stall you Sitzpinkler
Posted on 10/23/19 at 10:09 am to Jon Ham
And then what? You going to throw toilet paper in a urinal that has a trap to stop things from being flushed down it or throw it away in a garbage can?
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