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re: Why is whole body deodorant such a hot thing?

Posted on 3/17/24 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68323 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 10:41 pm to
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$100 is worth not having mosquitos fly in through the open window and bite me on the taint
See that's where I engineered me a hole in the screen that the hose can pass through. The gaps are sealed wif duck tape.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5113 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 11:39 pm to
Oh, she’s a nasty bitch. I’m sure she smells like a mackerel. On a good day.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7464 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 12:10 am to
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Read between the lines. It’s taint spray


Why spray deodorant? Learn to clean your arse properly and use a bidet.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5017 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 3:01 am to
I use soap and that works. Well one time this chick told me I smelled like a man.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3905 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 3:19 am to
That answer is obvious. You can spray it on and not take a bath for 3 days and smell fresh and clean. You're conserving water and have more time to be a productive person in society. Who has time in their busy schedule to take 10 minutes to shower every day?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20047 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:14 am to
I still use only Old Spice deodorant and not the body wash that is so popular. I’ve used OS deodorant since 1964. I think of my dad every time I smell that stuff. RIP dad!
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13460 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:19 am to
Because apparently a lot of people are willing to buy it. They wouldn't be pitching it otherwise.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:22 am to
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Because that means you either shite in the garden


Wait, you don’t shite in the garden?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64614 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:23 am to
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Why is whole body deodorant such a hot thing?


I thought this was primarily a woman thing.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1189 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:25 am to
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But if you shower with Head and Shoulders, use it as soap. It will kill odor causing bacteria.



I don't doubt this, but I've also noticed that Head and Shoulders and Selsun Blue smells like piss for some reason.
Posted by JYD
Pineville
Member since Oct 2003
7745 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:30 am to
Lume deodorant commercials are the most cringe commercials currently running on TV.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28435 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:33 am to
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It’s the modern feminist movement making bitches think smelling like a 1830s brothel worker is sticking it to the patriarchy

Kinda hot.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:38 am to
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Wait, you don’t shite in the garden?
The circle of life.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1388 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:42 am to
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How bad do some of you mfers stink?


Difficult to say.. haven't been able to smell anything since I caught the China flu.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3497 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:58 am to
Stanky cooters is why we have this. I can't see a negative here.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28435 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:07 am to
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Have you smelled your whole body?

I pay people to do that.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1323 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:24 am to
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But if you shower with Head and Shoulders, use it as soap. It will kill odor causing bacteria.


Funny thing is I used to do this after I first went bald.
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 10:27 am
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11340 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:57 am to
idk but that has to be the most poorly/most unthought out commercial I have ever seen
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 11:25 am to
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Stanky cooters is why we have this. I can't see a negative here
the goal should be fixing the stank not masking it baw. Masking leads to stronger stank.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3497 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:20 am to
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the goal should be fixing the stank not masking it baw. Masking leads to stronger stank.




Some of us OT poors can't be that picky
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