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Why is whole body deodorant such a hot thing?

Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:27 pm
Posted by rundmcrun
Member since Jan 2024
300 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:27 pm
How bad do some of you mfers stink?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26074 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:28 pm to
Everyone is fat.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22666 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:29 pm to
30 days of straight 100° weather
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34949 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:29 pm to
It’s the modern feminist movement making bitches think smelling like a 1830s brothel worker is sticking it to the patriarchy
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12629 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:30 pm to
I’ve only heard of women having this.

Why are yo wearing women’s deodorant baw?
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5297 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:31 pm to
Read between the lines. It’s taint spray
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8367 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:31 pm to
What the frick?
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
485 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

whole body deodorant


Props to the genius VP of product management who found a way to relabel SOAP and sell soap, body wash, and whole body deodorant to retarded Americans.
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 6:33 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63897 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:31 pm to
Been a thing for decades. People too lazy to shower daily, like dirty Europeans.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:31 pm to
Bc my balls sweat, behind my knees sweat, my man-boobs sweat, everything sweats bc you assholes won't drive electric cars and save the planet.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11151 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:32 pm to
Is it? I’m convinced a big investor is bankrolling a huge advertising campaign across multiple platforms.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45094 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:33 pm to
No idea but I have no problem believing that chick on the Lumme commercials smells like arse.
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 6:50 pm
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4776 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:37 pm to
Or she did at one time for sure that is why she is so worried about it.
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
5522 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:38 pm to
Marketing. Sell more if you have to use more of it. People are dumb. If it is in a commercial they’ll buy it.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
513 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:39 pm to
"works for up to 72 Hours!"

uhhh, no thanks.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12395 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:39 pm to
It’s targeted at animals who don’t have bidets and walk around smelling like shite and toilet paper all day. Us gentlemen need to support the heathens using it so we can keep our distance.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3965 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:40 pm to
Started in Europe. Ax spray was real popular there because they don’t shower daily.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63217 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:40 pm to
I was assured by a poster on here that you can flick your butthole with it to prevent and treat swampass.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

It’s targeted at animals who don’t have bidets


Why buy a bidet when you can just use the garden hose?
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1290 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:51 pm to
I’ve been spraying Right Guard on my butt hole for years so….
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