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re: Why is the nipple sacred when the boob is much sexier?

Posted on 9/30/20 at 6:57 am to
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 6:57 am to
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women didn’t have a vagina

Men would hunt them for food
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 6:58 am to


This image is allowed, but hand bras are prohibited on this site.

Go figure
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 6:59 am to
Context
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 6:59 am to
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I think it’s a travesty that women aren’t wearing revealing and suggestive clothing all the time. Life is short, have fun.




I think you need to be a little more specific here and go with “attractive women”
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:07 am to
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It baffles me that people are ok with their kids watching or playing extremely violent stuff. People getting gutted, heads smashed in, shot up, etc. but god forbid they see a nipple.


Blame the puritanical hyper religious hypocrites for letting us get the entire tit in all it’s glory. Same ones screaming keep it covered and spare the children and whacking off to porn or screwing with choir boys.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:14 am to
you know the rules
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:37 am to
<——Was banging a random chick from behind in the early ‘80s and discovered her Nipple #3 on her back.

The first time I saw the cartoon character of Leela on Futurama I thought of that, for some odd reason.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42832 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:45 am to
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a boob is not fully a boob without the nipple


And I say the nipple is not the nipple without some boob.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:45 am to

Don’t ruin this site for everybody else.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17447 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 7:49 am to
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Why can women can wear the most revealing of bikinis at the beach and it's no big deal, but if they wore one to the mall it would be outrageous?


It would be cold as frick and impractical.

Most times when a woman wears a bikini, they have a cover-up they use until they get to the sun spot - beach, pool, boat, etc.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7424 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:00 am to
I found this explanation on some website:

quote:

Female humans are the only primates with permanently enlarged breasts, which has led to much harebrained speculation about why. I’m not about to add to it. I merely cite my favorite theory, from zoologist Desmond Morris’s 1967 The Naked Ape (I elaborate somewhat): (a) male apes mount their paramours from behind; (b) female apes are only in heat at certain times; (c) as a signal that the female ape is sexually receptive, her buttocks become enlarged and red; (d) humans generally do it face to face, and women may be game at any time; (e) any billboard of human female availability thus would logically be installed permanently in front; (f) inasmuch as the female breast becomes enlarged anyway during lactation, it’s the obvious candidate. In other words, men like the female breast because, at a primordial level, it reminds them of a monkey’s butt.


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Sex being the freighted topic it is, many Americans apparently need a bright line between saucy but permissible display of the female breast vs. indecent exposure. Judging from state law, there’s a surprising diversity of opinion on what that bright line is. Some states prohibit exposing any part of the breast, while others ban everything below the top of the nipple or the top of the areola—nowadays a none-too-realistic standard adhered to by such backward localities as Massachusetts. West Virginia, interestingly, comes closest to nailing what in my opinion is the de facto standard, as evidenced on the red carpet at entertainment industry awards ceremonies: it permits display of “any portion of the cleavage of the human female breast exhibited by a dress, blouse, skirt, leotard, bathing suit, or other wearing apparel provided the areola is not exposed, in whole or in part.”
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42832 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:03 am to
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In other words, men like the female breast because, at a primordial level, it reminds them of a monkey’s butt.


That definitely makes a lot of sense. Even why the top of the titties sometimes blush.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:24 am to
quote:

quote:

In other words, men like the female breast because, at a primordial level, it reminds them of a monkey’s butt.

Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10728 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 9:50 am to
The nipple is the defining part of the titty. Without the nipple, the titty is just more skin. You could be looking at a hip, back, or shoulder for all you know.

But when the nipple makes its appearance, there's no denying that you're getting a gander of a titty.

And once you've seen one set of titties, well, you want to see them all.

And that's the simple elegant truth of it.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22020 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:18 am to
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This image is allowed


I approve
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42832 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:21 am to
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The nipple is the defining part of the titty. Without the nipple, the titty is just more skin.


I agree with that. As I said I love the nipple. The silver dollar nipple, slightly on the brown side is my ideal nipple. However, without the rest of the titty it’s useless. I cannot jerk it to a zoomed in nipple.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:25 am to
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I think it’s a travesty that women aren’t wearing revealing and suggestive clothing all the time. Life is short, have fun.



Nah. The rarity of it makes it more alluring when they do.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 10:30 am to
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Nah. The rarity of it makes it more alluring when they do.


I said it somewhat in jest. I dress like Dorothy from the Golden Girls.

I agree with you on the merit of novelty.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 11:10 am to
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This image is allowed, but hand bras are prohibited on this site.

Go figure


The moderation of babe threads is hilariously moronic. Always has been.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138134 posts
Posted on 9/30/20 at 12:07 pm to
A nipple without a titty is a pencil eraser
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