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Why do you baws get in the electronic buggies at Walmart?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:55 am
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:55 am
You can't drive in those lanes without every single person around having to go to the next aisle out of pity, or no space to get around.
Fat? Stupid? Old?
What is the issue baws?
Fat? Stupid? Old?
What is the issue baws?
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Posted on 3/11/24 at 1:33 am to New Hampshire Tiger
What in hell you talking about?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:37 am to New Hampshire Tiger
If you have never participated in the Walmart Gran Prix at 3AM you haven't lived, baw. Three specific laps and you must come to a complete stop and pick up your specified brand and type of beans on the second lap (your pit stop) otherwise you are DQed. You needn't participate if you are fat though, weight is a major penalty in top speed.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:39 am to New Hampshire Tiger
You mean those scooters?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 3:09 am to Obtuse1
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You needn't participate if you are fat though, weight is a major penalty in top speed.
Pshhh... An sr-71 blackbird is 60k lbs.
Given it's 2193 mph top speed, we have a nearly identical weight to speed ratio.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 3:12 am to New Hampshire Tiger
Why are they even necessary anymore with pickup being available?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 6:33 am to New Hampshire Tiger
You must be new here. There are no fat people on the OT.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 6:40 am to New Hampshire Tiger
The worst is when they don’t pay attention and keep running into displays.
Or you see a mom and her kid both riding one, the kid obviously using it as a toy.
And the associates aren’t allowed to say anything
Meanwhile granny who really needs one is up front waiting patiently for one to be returned.
Or you see a mom and her kid both riding one, the kid obviously using it as a toy.
And the associates aren’t allowed to say anything
Meanwhile granny who really needs one is up front waiting patiently for one to be returned.
This post was edited on 3/11/24 at 6:41 am
Posted on 3/11/24 at 6:41 am to New Hampshire Tiger
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Why do you baws get in the electronic buggies at Walmart?
So I can make prolonged eye contact with the fatty struggling to waddle down the aisle because I took the last scooter and don’t need it.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 7:01 am to New Hampshire Tiger
I've used one of those buggies just twice in my lifetime of late and that is due to my having had ankle fusion surgery and not being able to walk without crutches for now. Kind of hard to push a shopping basket while using crutches.
Not all people who use those buggies are fat, lazy slobs who would be better off walking-----------but a lot of them are.
Not all people who use those buggies are fat, lazy slobs who would be better off walking-----------but a lot of them are.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 7:05 am to New Hampshire Tiger
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You can't drive in those lanes without every single person around having to go to the next aisle out of pity, or no space to get around.
I get around them just fine.
Just how fat are you baw?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 7:08 am to CunningLinguist
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There are no fat people on the OT.
That’s right. Just a bunch of baws who are 5’10”, 240 lbs who only need to lose 10lbs. They’re healthy though. They used to lift weights in high school.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 7:13 am to New Hampshire Tiger
I hate seeing able bodied people in those things... these the same people that leave the buggies in the parking spaces...
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:56 am to CunningLinguist
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There are no fat people on the OT.
correction: there are no fat men on the OT
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:17 am to Putty
I am handicapped, I can do about 20 minutes in a grocery store before I have to sit, it's not from weight, although I could lose a few, it's degenerative spine disease. However, I'd rather slither on my belly for a can of beans before I'm caught in an electric cart.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:17 am to New Hampshire Tiger
It’s called handi-fat for most. The exception being some racing as Obtuse pointed out, which is a full contact sports and more like Mario kart than traditional racing.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:15 pm to billjamin
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It’s called handi-fat for most.
I was in Rouses on Carrollton Ave. one day about 2 years ago and there was a 40 something yr. old woman and a 20 something yr. old daughter, each in an electric cart.
A quick look in their baskets and all I saw was cookies, chips, sodas and a bunch of boxed and canned processed food. Not a single bag of fruit or vegetables in sight. The total weight of the two had to be close to 600 lbs. by my best guestimate judging by their size.
When you have arse cheeks looking like dog ears off the sides of the seat, you're too damn fat.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:19 pm to Obtuse1
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If you have never participated in the Walmart Gran Prix at 3AM
Are walmarts even open at 3AM anymore?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:25 pm to New Hampshire Tiger
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You can't drive
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:31 pm to New Hampshire Tiger
When I did need a Walmart motorized cart after knee replacement surgery on my first 2 post-op shopping trips, the cart batteries died as I reached the rear of the store. Had to abandon the motorized cart, walk to the entrance of the store with my walker to get a regular push cart. Then had to walk the push cart to the abandoned motorized cart, transfer my groceries to the push cart and slowly finish my shopping! Those incidences made me give up trying to use the motorized carts and I continued to use push carts after that. Those incidences may have contributed to a faster surgery recovery! I felt sorry for others who were not as able. Thankfully, store pickup is available now.
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