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re: Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:30 pm to sidewalkside
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:30 pm to sidewalkside
My wife loves potty humor but doesn’t fart in front of me.
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Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:06 pm to sidewalkside
My wife was like that until we had kids. The kids giggling at the "toots" broke her and she now shares in the laughter; expect for the occasional accidental farting in the face.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:09 pm to sidewalkside
My husband and teenage son fart all the time, and I think it is hilarious! We are always joking about it.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:10 pm to sidewalkside
Because women don't fart and can't participate in the humor so they do what women do and try to take away our enjoyment of things
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:14 pm to TooFyeToFly
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If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.
Trashy, the word you are looking for is trashy
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:17 pm to Fat and Happy
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Agree they can be funny but i honestly don’t want to smell someone else’s shite
Me too but I do so enjoy smelling my own farts.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:21 pm to Aguga
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Some women like to rip arse with folks
And some women you have to pay extra for that
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:23 pm to sidewalkside
There are two things that all men think are funny and women do not:
Farting
The Three Stooges
Farting
The Three Stooges
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:28 pm to sidewalkside
Armpit farts are the best.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:33 pm to sidewalkside
No one wants to smell the poo particles expelled in the air from your arse.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:34 pm to TSS4LSU
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Burping amd farting are.major no no's in my house...or maybe I should say her house. Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.
Well you certainly don’t wear the pants in your marriage
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:39 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Oh, another anti woman thread by
Don't blame me that yall suck so much
Posted on 5/6/25 at 1:59 pm to jdd48
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Gentle reminder that every gal farts and shits too.
Can't you just let me live in my fantasy? Dick.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:43 pm to sidewalkside
One time I asked my girlfriend at the time if she could catch, then if she could paint. She replied yes to both so I farted and said "catch that and paint it blue".
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:43 pm to GreenRockTiger
You’re a woman, right? Do you fart in front of your family and friends?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:45 pm to lsufan0229
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My husband and teenage son fart all the time, and I think it is hilarious! We are always joking about it.
Do you join in?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:45 pm to sidewalkside
You’ve never had a girlfriend who farted in front of you? Not all chicks are lame like that.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:46 pm to sidewalkside
Next time you have some in the chamber, record the sound in your phone and randomly send to her throughout the day.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:46 pm to sidewalkside
I just farted
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:49 pm to TooFyeToFly
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If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.
Absolutely. She’s most likely very cool and down to earth.
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