Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?

Do you have an arse or do you wear skinny jeans? You have a butt crack because of the muscles in your arse.

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Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?

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I’m fascinated by the human mind

Do you think about this while your wife’s bf PIIYB

You're high while posting this aren't you?

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What’s the evolutionary advantage of humans having an entire butt crack in addition to the butt hole?

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it’s to keep the gnats from laying eggs in our beeholes since our tailbone dropped its tail that was once used to swat them away

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And this is why I come here

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Amen

Because we need muscles to propel our thighs and that takes mass. Which rhymes with arse.

Essentially, all we are is a mouth and an a-hole. We come, long ago, from worms and fishy things. One long tube.

These little appendages we developed called legs, we used to have four of, to distribute the strain. 4 legs, muscles more equally distributed.

Now if the two back legs have to do the job and thrust the whole torso upwards and support it, the muscles that make the whole thing work need to get bigger. Thus, the arse.

If you observe how we move it all becomes clear

God i love that episode

I recall learning about body cavity in zoology. Something about from mouth to anus and that our lips are similar to our arse cracks. They do look similar if you think about it.