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Why do they make starting a new roll of TP…

Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:09 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35251 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:09 pm
as difficult as doing a Rubik’s Cube. It seems like they could do better.

Sometimes you have rip the first couple of layers just to get it started.

Quilted Northern, make it easier..

Why don’t they make the beginning like the pointed fold in hotels?
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 5:42 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
14205 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:10 pm to
“Confucius say, man stand on toilet, get high on pot”
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45951 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:12 pm to
I worked quality control for Charmin a few years out of college. The spontaneous unroll was our nightmare. Most companies don’t have the balls to ride the razor thin edge of easy unroll/spontaneous unroll so they err on the side of safety.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76832 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:12 pm to
Confucius say: “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.”
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4680 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:14 pm to
Unrolling one of Costco's best isn't high on my list of problems.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62860 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:16 pm to
Northern too difficult
Scott too easy
Angel Soft juuuuust right
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38421 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

worked quality control for Charmin a few years out of college.


Were you working at GP in Zachary? I’d swear I saw Charmin as well as other brands being made there. I know they made Bounty cause I got free paper towels after a sales call on the
Mill. I think they were reject rolls, but the guard said “help yourself” and , boy, did I. I had paper towels for months.

CSB, right?
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 5:20 pm
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5618 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:39 pm to
You’ll have to ask my butler’s butler. That’s where that word came from.


Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17453 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:43 pm to
Who still wipes their arse with dry arse paper????

With that said, the harder it is, the more product you waste. Higher margins for the paper companies.
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 5:46 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12945 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:46 pm to
Poor baby
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74332 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:49 pm to
This is why I never wiped.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4670 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:51 pm to
You sound like the least dexterous baw.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
23043 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13627 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 3:45 pm to
All you Northern and Charmin baws, congrats on the clogged pipes. Since we switched over to Cottonelle it is a huge difference in both cleanliness and clogs.
Posted by LSUDUCKMAN67
DTB
Member since Sep 2020
1729 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 3:47 pm to
Need to get some dude wipes…..

Don’t have that problem with wipes!
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1768 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 4:03 pm to
Good question
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19876 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 4:39 pm to
Watch and learn. Fascinating really.



Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
53848 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

All you Northern and Charmin baws, congrats on the clogged pipes. Since we switched over to Cottonelle it is a huge difference in both cleanliness and clogs.


How much shite are you putting in the pipes. Never heard of anyone in a first world country clogging with standard TP
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62860 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Need to get some dude wipes…..

Don’t have that problem with wipes!


What do you do with the wet, shitty wipes? Dude Wipes say flushable, but everyone says to NEVER flush those things.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12945 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 5:27 pm to
Better save that TP.

Plague is coming
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