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re: Why do poor people take so long to check out at gas stations?

Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60829 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:23 pm to
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some poor


Not even kidding. I was just driving and a freaking Chevy Impala with a white methhead looking guy gets in front of me. Dude starts driving 10 miles under the speed limit and switches lanes twice and finally slows down even more. He finally turned into the shitty alcohol and vape store.

He was for sure going to hold up the line.
This post was edited on 1/16/22 at 6:12 pm
Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
1784 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:25 pm to
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Sorry, man…I needed a rubber and all I had was nickels to pay.

go raw, yolo
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14387 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:37 pm to
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Other than to take a piss on a road trip,


Hell I stop at hotels and use the lobby restroom
Posted by USAFLSUTIGER
Alaska
Member since Sep 2011
287 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:38 pm to
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No, they have those too. That's not who I'm talking about. I'm talking about the people who have no idea how to drive and no sense of urgency whatsoever. Plenty of those on the road in Louisiana.

Don't believe me? Drive I-10 across the southeast from Florida to Louisiana, and get back to me how your drive is once you hit the state line.


You are so spot on with this! I’ve lived in 7 different states and each time I get to the LA line I’m reminded of how terrible the drivers here are.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54935 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 4:41 pm to
I'm late to this thread.

But just want to say, poor ppl love gas stations.

They eat, shop and socialize all at your local RaceTrac. Meth heads and poor ppl love gas stations.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:36 pm to
Lottery tickets and tobacco. When I identify one of these people in line behind me I pay with cash, wait for the clerk to ring me up and toss in 1 to 5 cents more of change over the dollar amount just to make them do some head math. It's small payback to the lotto abusers.
This post was edited on 1/16/22 at 5:43 pm
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:40 pm to
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The 3 separate transactions thing is likely because a couple of their podnahs gave them money to pick something up for them while they were at the store.



Their lazy azz podnahs can get off the couch and get their own Swishers.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:42 pm to
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Hell I stop at hotels and use the lobby restroom




Holy shite what a great move
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70981 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:45 pm to
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Holy shite what a great move


Yeah I'm mad I've bent thought about this. So many times late at night just trying to find a place to pee.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21733 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:49 pm to
Because their homies in the car gave them $3.88 in nickels and pennies to get them a forty of Old E.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117957 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:53 pm to
It seems like all of them know the clerk too. Talking about bullshite while they are trying to check people out.. slowing them up.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60829 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:56 pm to
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Holy shite what a great move


Hotels are a gods gift to me some mornings. I drink coffee on the drive to work and that triggers the poop making apparatus. Luckily I walk past some nice hotels on the way from the parking garage to the office.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33195 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 5:56 pm to
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all I got was a 44 oz Dr Pepper.


Why didn't you get the big one?

The gully washer
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47693 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:00 pm to
why do so many ppl carry no cash at all and will stand there waiting for their card to get accepted for a red bull and pack of cancer sticks?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:13 pm to
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Because it takes time to decide which scratch-offs and what flavor Swishers you want


My favorite Swisher is a Pineapple White Owl.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57892 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:14 pm to
white owl white grape fam
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18912 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:21 pm to
cigs lotto tix snack cakes
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
505 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:24 pm to
44 ounces of Sugar Pepper.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 6:51 pm to
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white owl white grape fam


Quality swisha
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4440 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 7:09 pm to
I was once party to a very slow transaction at the Circle K at the north gates of campus. A very drunk man was sweet talking the cashier and other customer. To this day, I can’t really wrap my brain around what transpired, but it appears he purchased a pack of smokes in exchange for sexual favors. The lady customer left in his truck, the wife and I went on a bike ride through campus, and we 110% saw them parked in an empty lot together off Darypldbsicnwkdjej (frick that street).

My wife is also certain he was beating off as he pulled into the parking spot before that all happened in the store.

I mean, gross, but respect. She wasn’t ugly, considering the situation.

Edit: I know the rules. I break them. She’s an OT 12 and reformed chive chick.
This post was edited on 1/16/22 at 7:11 pm
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