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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:05 pm to Rep520
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:05 pm to Rep520
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Animals live in a world where you hunt and kill to survive and if you fail, you probably die yourself. Humans live in a world where you ask people to meet you at Sonic to fight on message boards.
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Maybe because pound for pounds humans are some of the weakest animals in the animal kingdom. That’s just a fact, sorry it bruised your ego.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Reading the Mike Tyson thread and whole true Mike would've got crushed by a gorilla there were people in the thread saying humans couldn't even beat a chimp. Seriously? Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up. It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans). Why do people act as if humans have zero ability to fight animals without weapons? It's just silly and it's not like we cant still use our brains in the fight. Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion. People on this board think animals are all just crazy strong for some reason. Its stupid
What I am about to say is not hyperbole.
This is the dumbest post i've read on tigerdroppings.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:12 pm to alphaandomega
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And others have said "ill put him in an armbar till he passes out".
Yeah, about that. We haven't even discussed that MMA fighters are trained for HUMAN physiology. HUMAN musculature. HUMAN joint structure.
Chimpanzees are not built like humans, so there is zero guarantee that any of those moves will even work.
The chimp's attack, meanwhile, isn't built on fancy moves. It's built on biting and smashing and ripping and tearing. It doesn't require knowledge about how to lock up its opponent. It just destroys.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:14 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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I think the first time that chimp sinks those two inch fangs into his arm or leg, Cormier's done.
You're gonna have to trust me on this one... But when something buries it's teeth into you, you usually don't freeze.
The adrenaline hit is like you just did a gram of cocaine after four shots of bourbon.
The chimp always wins, but biting an arm is the dumbest thing he could do.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:15 pm to CBandits82
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this is what people in this thread are not understanding when they say " the guy who played the Mountain could take down a chimp"
The mountain would be dead and severely fricked up after the fight. Chimps understand hands/digits, they know where they are and how to take them off the hand. No human is gonna have the savagery built in to the chimp to compete.
Or the chimp might just skip the hands and bite his junk off. I don't care how big and tough a human is, a chimp is ready to do some stuff that will end a fight.
You can be Brock Lesnar and when that chimp rips your dick off, you're not coming back from that. And a chimp will, they're in this for life or death, not rules.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:17 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Biggest chimp on earth is what we are talking about THE BIGGEST IS ONLY 135 POUNDS
THE BIGGEST IS ONLY 135 POUNDSPosted on 2/20/19 at 1:19 pm to CBandits82
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No human is gonna have the savagery built in to the chimp to compete.
You've never seen me attack a brunch buffet baw
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
This is what a chimp can do to a human when pissed. Good luck using your one remaining thumb to type out the outcome here on TD.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:23 pm to Rep520
your dick off, you're not coming back from that. And a chimp will, they're in this for life or death, not rules why would brock be fighting by rules? You people are really really really frickinh stupid.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:23 pm to X123F45
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You've never seen me attack a brunch buffet baw
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:24 pm to JackieTreehorn
quote:Have you seen what some humans have done to others?
This is what a chimp can do to a human when pissed.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:26 pm to lsupride87
Dude its pointless. I still have people 8 pages in saying LOL U aR sTooPeed u thurnk a hoomern cood Beet Oop a gOreelA her durr
Whenever literally the very first sentence of the OP I said a gorilla would frick a person up.
Whenever literally the very first sentence of the OP I said a gorilla would frick a person up.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:27 pm to lsupride87
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some humans
The OP is about your avg Joe, funny you guys keep bringing up more than avg humans
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:29 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Chimps are 5 times as strong as an average adult human male. They’re also more agile and have a lower center of gravity. Good luck with that.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:29 pm to dbuchanon
Threads morph. Since page 3 we have talked about the top human males against chimps
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:31 pm to lsupride87
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I'm sure a human is going to stiffarm a chimp away from his balls.
The human in question is almost 2 feet taller, 150 pounds heavier, and stronger than the chimp
Would look a lil something like this.
chimp vs human vid
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:35 pm to CoachChappy
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Go fight a chimp and let us know how it goes slugger.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:35 pm to cbree88
quote:this is 100% straight up bullshite. They are 1.35x stronger and the largest adult chimps are 135 pounds. THE BIGGEST
Chimps are 5 times as strong as an average adult human male.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:40 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
That thing would wreck you baw
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