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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:55 am to ReauxlTide222
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:55 am to ReauxlTide222
Hey that human has been trained to fight though, which would obviously be a greater advantage than the chimps natural abilities and instinct from years and years of evolving in the wild
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:55 am to ReauxlTide222
Nah probably a front kick would do though.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:56 am to jchamil
how can we make this happen? this needs to be settled.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:56 am to jchamil
quote:you're actually correct!
Hey that human has been trained to fight though, which would obviously be a greater advantage than the chimps natural abilities and instinct from years and years of evolving in the wild
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:57 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:The human in question is almost 2 feet taller, 150 pounds heavier, and stronger than the chimp
I'm sure a human is going to stiffarm a chimp away from his balls.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
at any idiot thinking any human would have a prayer against an enraged chimp.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
So, we went from any human to picking out one of the baddest on earth to take on an avg chimp? Thanks for proving our point of the OP. 
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:59 am to lsupride87
quote:Are they quicker?
The human in question is almost 2 feet taller, 150 pounds heavier, and stronger than the chimp
Does their center of gravity, long arms, and ability to use all 4 extremities with very good precision in or around the dick area equal that of a chimp's?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:59 am to lsupride87
So y'all are conveniently picking a super human against a small male chimp
A large male chimp would lay waste to anyone in the UFC
A large male chimp would lay waste to anyone in the UFC
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:01 pm to lsupride87
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The human in question is almost 2 feet taller, 150 pounds heavier, and stronger than the chimp
This is hilarious. It started off as any trained human and now we're talking about the average chimp against Brock Lesnar and the Mountain (who would STILL get their shite pushed in the instant the chimp started biting and removing pieces of flesh).
If we're going to move the goalposts and bring those freaks of nature to the fight, I'm bringing that bald chimp a few pages back that wishes a motherfricker would.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:01 pm to Deactived
quote:motherfricker chimps only get to about 4 feet tall that's whawhat we are saying!! At their adult size they are around 125 pounds!!
large male chimp would lay waste to anyone in the UFC
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:03 pm to Deactived
quote:I only brought him up to prove the fault in your logic. The fact thathay you would still pick the chimp against dc shows how little understanding of it you have. 90% of fighters who are in any mma welterweight and above I would pick against the chimp.
So y'all are conveniently picking a super human against a small male chimp
A large male chimp would lay waste to anyone in the UFC
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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90% of fighters who are in any mma welterweight and above I would pick against the chimp.
Hence the reason dozens of people are calling you an idiot.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
It’s always funny when there’s one of those “How many humans would it take to kill a silverback gorilla” or some other animal. So many of the responses are based on complete speculation or no actual studies or anything whatsoever. People just love exaggerating things.
A gorilla or even chimp is certainly far stronger then a human but they’re not Superman. They don’t have unlimited stamina. It’s not going to take 1000 humans to kill a gorilla.
A gorilla or even chimp is certainly far stronger then a human but they’re not Superman. They don’t have unlimited stamina. It’s not going to take 1000 humans to kill a gorilla.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
ants are the strongest
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:11 pm to 1BamaRTR
quote:exactly people are stupid
gorilla or even chimp is certainly far stronger then a human but they’re not Superman. They don’t have unlimited stamina. It’s not going to take 1000 humans to kill a gorilla.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:13 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
exactly people are stupid
Not people. Just you.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The only way a human wins a fight against a pissed off monkey is if he has a gun.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hawgnsincebirth55
You sir are clearly a dumbass, who has never been around adult chimps. No human is fricking a chimp up....
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Well, for comparison, here's a small chimp casually tossing a 15 pound raccoon 30 yards as he walks away. Backhanded.
Here's the full, unedited version...
Here's the full, unedited version...
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 12:20 pm
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