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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:19 pm to nola000
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:19 pm to nola000
Ok you realize the biggest a chimp gets his about 130 pounds right? And that is at the very top of the bell curve. Small adult chimps weigh 70-80 pounds
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:22 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Here's a gorilla deciding you're going this way...
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
And dogs, despite being domestic, despite being pack animals and despite being a third the size of your average adult male, routinely frick up adult males all by themselves.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:25 pm to nola000
I wouldve shite all over myself if that fkr started dragging me like that
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If this helps any I did work for a guy who actually boxed competitively into his mid 20s and also did wrestling in college. Not a big guy, probably 6’0 210 or so. He worked at a zoo I believe in maybe Dallas or Houston I don’t remember, in Texas somewhere. He said once a monkey, just a regular monkey but an adult male, was fricking with him, literally playing around, and threw the dude on his arse. Monkey wasn’t even mad, just playing, not a chimp, a small monkey.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:26 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Nothing is capable of winning a fight against anything else that outweighs it. Never happened in the history of the world,
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:32 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
In this astonishing video a gorilla takes on an entire party of humans. Doesn't back down at all and actually makes use of human inventions as tools of defense.
#Homohabilisdebunked.
#Homohabilisdebunked.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:32 pm to Displaced
A medium dog in poundage. frick dealing with those claws though.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:34 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:39 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Ok you realize the biggest a chimp gets his about 130 pounds right? And that is at the very top of the bell curve. Small adult chimps weigh 70-80 pounds
Just to keep everyone up to speed here, we've now gone from an average human with some MMA training against an average chimp to Brock Lesnar or the Mountain against a small adult chimp.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Better question:
Why do you give a frick whether other people think a human can beat up a chimp?? Are you retarded or something?
Why do you give a frick whether other people think a human can beat up a chimp?? Are you retarded or something?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:50 pm to BlackAdam
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Humans gave up muscle mass for brains.
Not all of us did apparently.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:52 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Just to keep everyone up to speed here, we've now gone from an average human with some MMA training against an average chimp to Brock Lesnar or the Mountain against a small adult chimp.
Would not matter. When ole Brock gets a 4" chunk of his thigh bitten off he will not want anything else to do with said chimp.
And others have said "ill put him in an armbar till he passes out". Good luck with doing that. When you put your arm across his neck his two hands (with claws) will rip the muscle and tendons out of your arm.
You have no chance. None.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:57 pm to Paluka
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try googling "Moe the Chimp" or any other related chimp attacks. They maul you. They bite off fingers and hands. They make sure to bite off your balls, nose, and gouge your eyes out.
this is what people in this thread are not understanding when they say " the guy who played the Mountain could take down a chimp"
The mountain would be dead and severely fricked up after the fight. Chimps understand hands/digits, they know where they are and how to take them off the hand. No human is gonna have the savagery built in to the chimp to compete.
Everyone here saying there would be a fight is basing it on rules and a chimp that is pissed has no rules. They would do shite to the human that the human would not even think about doing.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 12:58 pm to alphaandomega
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Would not matter. When ole Brock gets a 4" chunk of his thigh bitten off he will not want anything else to do with said chimp.
this, and thats nothing, thats just a bite to start off.
When the chimp is holding his thumbs and half of his face is missing Brock would realize he really fricked up here.
and that shite happens quick too.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
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you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
I'm not reading the rest of this thread, but this is basically it.
Chimps are stronger than humans. Gorillas are MUCH stronger than humans. Neither one is really going to GAF if they kill you in a fight.
Animals live in a world where you hunt and kill to survive and if you fail, you probably die yourself. Humans live in a world where you ask people to meet you at Sonic to fight on message boards.
Look, we evolved to use tools like guns for a reason. There's literally nothing on earth that would make me stupid enough to fight that hairless chimp on the first page of that thread.
This is me confronted with that chimp:
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:01 pm to windshieldman
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If this helps any I did work for a guy who actually boxed competitively into his mid 20s and also did wrestling in college. Not a big guy, probably 6’0 210 or so. He worked at a zoo I believe in maybe Dallas or Houston I don’t remember, in Texas somewhere. He said once a monkey, just a regular monkey but an adult male, was fricking with him, literally playing around, and threw the dude on his arse. Monkey wasn’t even mad, just playing, not a chimp, a small monkey.
yup, no human is defeating a chimp that is pissed. None.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:02 pm to alphaandomega
So these fools not realize chimps are pretty good with their feet as well? They're pretty close to having 4 arms 
They have a biting advantage and I'm pretty sure much tougher skin than us(we can't come close to the damage in this area).
And then add in their wild athleticism and center of mass that's conveniently right in your dick area.
Gimme the chimp.
They have a biting advantage and I'm pretty sure much tougher skin than us(we can't come close to the damage in this area).
And then add in their wild athleticism and center of mass that's conveniently right in your dick area.
Gimme the chimp.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:03 pm to nola000
look how easily he grabbed that dude
and that looks like a full grown man, grabbed him like he was an action figure on the ground.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:04 pm to CBandits82
Y'all remember that lady who has her face ripped off my the chimp?
That wasn't even the scariest thing it did.
It has the strength and know how to rip her hands off her body.
That wasn't even the scariest thing it did.
It has the strength and know how to rip her hands off her body.
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