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re: Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?

Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:42 pm to
Fat children.

Cash business
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:43 pm to
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Not mine...we have nice homes and a really pimped out truck every day...she plays 80s rock jingles.


Nothing like buying a rocket pop to the dulcet strains of "Talk Dirty to Me".
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38679 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:43 pm to
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Kids in nice neighborhoods are eating Blue Bell

This.

My mom would tell us that we had ice cream in the freezer. Plus our neighborhood rarely had an ice cream truck drive through.
Posted by Churchill
Member since Apr 2009
740 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:46 pm to
Drug dealers buy the kids candy to keep them quiet. In turn they see that money, and want to become drug dealers.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:47 pm to
most people never leave their homes in shitty neighborhoods... also the ice cream truck is just a front for a drug dealer
Posted by AU1960
ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:48 pm to
Ice cream whole sale Warehouse is 2 blocks from clients.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:49 pm to
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Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?


It's not just ice cream they are selling in them.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19961 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:59 pm to
because those are the places where parents usually arent around or care if their kids run out in street waving money so they can eat ice cream during the day
Posted by Noryev
Member since Aug 2018
1245 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:04 pm to
I could definitely go for a choco taco right about now
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5673 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:08 pm to
they should go to the health clubs everyday
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:17 pm to
Always wanted to try the $50 bomb pop my homeboy's uncle always got. Came in it's own paper bag too. The greedy bastard would run right inside with it. Guess he liked to eat ice cream alone inside
Posted by ksdolfan
Houma, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1703 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:19 pm to
Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow...
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66832 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:19 pm to
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Because that’s Big Worm’s cover for his real business.

Yep. Been a thing for quite a while.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105159 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:21 pm to
Just have to watch out for that shite Stedenko was smoking.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:40 pm to
Same reason you see poor people inside convenient stores more often than rich people. Poor people buy the shite more.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 4:41 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:41 pm to
I don’t want that trashy shite in my neighborhood.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61604 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:48 pm to
B/c all the Karens and HOAs chased them away from the other neighborhoods.


but in all seriousness fr33manator basically nails it.

quote:

Because i’ll spend $10 at the grocery store and keep ice cream bars in my freezer instead of paying 3-4 dollars a pop.


The heyday of the ice cream truck was back when most people probably didn't have their own freezer. Since most households now have them there is no need for the ice cream man in the majority of neighborhoods anymore.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61530 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:57 pm to
kids in nice neighborhoods are inside playing fortnite all day

kids in the hood been jumped off the porch
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 5:16 pm to
My neighborhood must be shitholes because the ice cream man passes through it. But to be fair, he only passes at certain times. No shite. As soon as they start selling fireworks for the 4th, he is making his rounds. Early evening.. Kids shooting fireworks. They see him and you can see kids running inside, 3 mins later one of their parents coming out with them..

Also, across the highway from my neighborhood is the rec ballpark.. When they built the park they added extra parking that is right off the highway. He comes down my street, gets on the hwy, then turns around in that parking lot.. A little while later, I will hear the truck, I think he comes back down my street, goes through the neighborhood again then goes through the parking lot again. He must do it 4 or 5 times... And must get business every time because sometimes I will hear or see him 15 mins later, sometimes an hr later..
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197998 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 5:22 pm to
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Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?
Seems lime they’d go where the money is.

Peeej likes to stay close to family




so he can frick them
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