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Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?

Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:29 pm
Seems lime they’d go where the money is.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:29 pm to
Because that’s Big Worm’s cover for his real business.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:30 pm to
Kids in nice neighborhoods are eating Blue Bell, not the half-melted shite that comes from a pedophile driving around a van.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Seems lime they’d go where the money is.



People with money have their own ice cream.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47480 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods? by Eli Goldfinger
Seems lime they’d go where the money is.

bc those are where they have actual children who play outside and not parents who ask for organic fair-trade gluten free ice cream
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:33 pm to
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where the money is.
shitty neighborhoods have some money. They got phones, air jordans, muscle cars/redneck trucks, etc. Wealthy neighborhoods don't eat as much crappy food and have fewer residents. You aren't a businessman are you?
Posted by yessir
Here
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:34 pm to
Because they're selling drugs.
Posted by Duckhammer_77
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:34 pm to
same reason why fast food and junk food or shitty food in general sells in those neighborhoods
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:34 pm to
Easy kids to nab
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
970 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:35 pm to
I hear them roll through Green Trails all the time. Was going to get my niece a Mickey Mouse ear for nostalgic reasons but that fricker passed by going about 35.0 and I can only run the 40 in 4.6
Posted by birchbayduck
Birch Bay, Washington
Member since Jul 2019
473 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:35 pm to
Not mine...we have nice homes and a really pimped out truck every day...she plays 80s rock jingles.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:36 pm to
Conflict-free ice cream
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:36 pm to
Probably more kids in those neighborhoods.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:37 pm to
The one that use to come around my neighborhood about 4 moves ago would play La Cucaracha.

which is about a roach
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9924 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?

Good neighborhoods already have ice cream in the freezer for their kids.
And, they already have a solid connect for their weed
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:39 pm to
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Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?




To cut down one their overhead.

Nice neighborhoods the houses are further away

Shitty neighborhoods...the trailers are right next to each other.

Dude, if I was an ice cream man I'd set up in one trailer park after another and let them come to me.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123929 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:39 pm to
Because i’ll spend $10 at the grocery store and keep ice cream bars in my freezer instead of paying 3-4 dollars a pop.

The hood and trailer parks are not known for sound money management
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:39 pm to
shitty neighborhoods have the most kids.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20014 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:41 pm to
But those Bomb Pops tho!
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:41 pm to
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Why do ice cream trucks usually target shithole neighborhoods?


So the kids who get the ice cream can make fun of the kids who don't, and sing:

"I have some iiiiicccceeee cream, and you don't haaaaaave none, cuz you on de welllllfaaare, and yo daddy's a alcoholic....."

(For you younger folks, you tube Eddie Murphy in D.C. from the '80's)

Live in D.C.
This post was edited on 8/19/19 at 3:46 pm
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