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re: Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?

Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:26 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99074 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:26 am to
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Metamucil…game changer





Who can tell me the movie?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:31 am to
PIIHB
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15651 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:37 am to
A friend from college did an internship at the Mayo Clinic. He thought he would learn to treat exotic diseases as people come there from all over the world. He learned to say diarrhea and gas in 20 different languages.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59527 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:41 am to
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Animals don’t have to wipe and get clean breaks.

Whatever you say, dingleberry.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8315 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:45 am to
My biggest complaint is that for some reason women are empowered to talk about their fricking digestive systems these days out loud. Its in every other commercial, ad, and movie. Its disgusting and degrading them daily but what can ya do.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63346 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:51 am to
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t’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.


Well gimme one of them protruding animal anuses then.
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5600 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:54 am to
Did you know you can put your pecker in both ends?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76340 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 10:00 am to
The booty of a hot chick is magical. Not if she’s ugly though then it’s gross
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27558 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 10:42 am to
God has a sense of humor?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28424 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 10:54 am to
Get more fiber. It does wonders for a relatively easy clean up.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
769 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Who can tell me the movie?

Crazy People
“ Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die.”
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16969 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 2:46 pm to
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you on that sherm tonight.



Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9482 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 2:58 pm to
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Exactly why i have bidets on all my toilets. Wash your arse. Just wiping doesn’t make you clean


What about dude wipes/baby wipes?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:02 pm to
I guess I'm thankful every time I go in for a check up, Doc doesn't have to express my anal glands. Glass half full kinda thing.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9691 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:05 pm to
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You'd prefer to lick it like dogs and cats ?


Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:13 pm to
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If humans could lick themselves like dogs and cats no one would leave the house
The OT is no place for flexibility shaming



Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
1445 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:18 pm to
Why would someone downvote a warm, contactless toilet seat lol
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