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re: Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 5:38 am to AMac
Posted on 1/16/24 at 5:38 am to AMac
Well, it probably has something to do with our diet. If we ate fresh lean meat, nuts and berries like we were designed to, the clean breaks and ghost wipes would be in abundance.
But I like cheeseburgers and beer and brown liquor and after beer or brown liquor I make decisions like "Taco bell sounds amazing right now"
To further that point, if you have ever seen the dog eat something he isn't supposed to, you have probably seen him dragging his arse across the floor...
But I like cheeseburgers and beer and brown liquor and after beer or brown liquor I make decisions like "Taco bell sounds amazing right now"
To further that point, if you have ever seen the dog eat something he isn't supposed to, you have probably seen him dragging his arse across the floor...
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Posted on 1/16/24 at 5:42 am to AMac
quote:sin is the reason it is gross. however, there are ways to make poop smell good.
Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 5:59 am to AMac
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Animals don’t have to wipe and get clean breaks
Not always true. A streak on my carpet after the dog came back inside and scooched across it says otherwise.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:27 am to AMac
Exactly why i have bidets on all my toilets.
Wash your arse. Just wiping doesn’t make you clean
Wash your arse. Just wiping doesn’t make you clean
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:37 am to AMac
Buy a bidet and delete this thread
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:48 am to AMac
The no-contact Japanese seats with warm water are the solution, plus you'll be cleaner!
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:12 am to TigerLunatik
Because God knew from the beginning that most humans would be "full of shite", and he was right as usual.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:29 am to TigrrrDad
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And put the sewage system right next to the playground.
Proof He’s definitely a civil engineer.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:32 am to faraway
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however, there are ways to make poop smell good.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:33 am to TSS_Tiger
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Well, it probably has something to do with our diet. If we ate fresh lean meat, nuts and berries like we were designed to, the clean breaks and ghost wipes would be in abundance.
Can’t believe that this has gotten so many upvotes. The fact that we have to wipe or otherwise clean ourselves has nothing to do with what we eat. It’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:51 am to Mo Jeaux
Well I had chili twice yesterday and things were different than just coffee, a shake, and a decent dinner.
I also think using a shorter toilet puts you in proper position for our bodies. I don’t go full squatty potty, but a shorter one helps.
I also think using a shorter toilet puts you in proper position for our bodies. I don’t go full squatty potty, but a shorter one helps.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 7:53 am to AMac
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Animals don’t have to wipe and get clean breaks.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:08 am to AMac
You ve never seen cows thatve been on rye grass reckon.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:08 am to TSS_Tiger
quote:your dog has pinworms.
To further that point, if you have ever seen the dog eat something he isn't supposed to, you have probably seen him dragging his arse across the floor...
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:09 am to AMac
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And I have eaten butt before. No pics.
Congrats on bringing back the cholera
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:13 am to AMac
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And I have eaten butt before
Did he like it?
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:04 am to AMac
Try having a gluten issue... VIP of diarrhea.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:17 am to AMac
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Animals don’t have to wipe and get clean breaks. We were robbed. Thanks, Eve.
Well neither do you.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:17 am to Mo Jeaux
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The fact that we have to wipe or otherwise clean ourselves has nothing to do with what we eat. It’s because we walk upright and therefore have more prominent buttocks than animals that do not walk upright.
Yes, sure the butt cheeks matter. But they matter more because of our modern diets and the fact that we are squatting to poop like we were designed to do.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:20 am to BRIllini07
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Real answer:
The last second modification where we stand completely upright gave us the deepest butt cracks in the animal kingdom, and never got out of Beta testing.
This and the fact that our offspring are useless for an obscene amount of time were the biggest source of jokes for the other animals, leading us to develop the weapons needed to kill and eat them.
The rare jewel, that from time to time shines on the OT.
Upvote forthwith.
Good take.
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