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Why aren’t there dinosaur ghosts?

Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:42 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted by More beer please
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:42 am to
I bet if you take enough edibles or mushrooms there are
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:43 am to
Thank you for the movie script idea!
Posted by TideCPA
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:43 am to
They all ascended as part of the Raptor
Posted by fastlane
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:43 am to
Why aren’t there monkey ghosts?
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:44 am to
Because they weren’t baptized. So when they died, they died.
Posted by upgrade
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:45 am to
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They all ascended as part of the Raptor


I believe this puts you in the playoffs for winning the internet today
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:46 am to
There are Bigfoots. Maybe...
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:46 am to
Pretty sure the entity must possess a soul while living to be a ghost upon death
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:46 am to
Bc ghosts aren't real, stupid head
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:48 am to
Dinosaurs aren’t real


What the scientists claim are dinosaur bones are either made of plaster or the bones of the extinct race of red haired giants that populated North America


Paleontology is funded by the oil industry to promote the “fossil fuel” lie to give the illusion of scarcity when oil and gas are released from the earths core and are unlimited
Posted by Dantheman504
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:48 am to
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Why aren’t there dinosaur ghosts?

What makes you think there aren't? They are just really good at keeping a low profile. Some of the oldest spirts out there so they know how to stay hidden. Your question was ridiculous. What's next? Vampires are fake?
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:49 am to
Meteors vaporize the soul duh
Posted by Enadious
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:50 am to
You can't see ghosts. Duh-uh...
Posted by forkedintheroad
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:51 am to
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They all ascended as part of the Raptor


Nothing is going to triceratop this, folks.


Posted by Codythetiger
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:52 am to
How many pots have you smoked today?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:54 am to
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They all ascended as part of the Raptor
Misspelled “raptorage”.
Posted by jscrims
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:54 am to
El goucho, when did you start spitting the truth instead of trolling?
Posted by real turf fan
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:55 am to
They've died of old age
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:23 am to
There are dinosaur ghosts, but they're too busy haunting aliens instead of us since they got mega-sore-asses from their probes when they attacked.
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