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re: Why are bidet toilets not becoming prevalent in the USA?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 3:30 pm to boxcarbarney
Posted on 6/4/25 at 3:30 pm to boxcarbarney
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I was going to ask this. What if you don't have an outlet next to the toilet?
My house was built in the 50s, and I'm not getting access to hot/warm water without either some plumbing or electrical work being done.
So during the winter I would just have cold water blowing into my bunghole?
Nothing blasts "into" your arse, short of of you position your a-hole directly above the spout *and* spreading your cheeks. And even then, probably not
But yes, during the winter, the water is delightfully bracing
But jokes aside, I suppose you could just not use it for three months out of the year if that's a major concern for you
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 3:37 pm to Mariner
Gross.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:40 pm to Joshjrn
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Trick I learned from this board, maybe from Fr33?
You remembered!
Yeah if you're a peanut butter in shag carpet kind of fella, it helps to prep
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:41 pm to Joshjrn
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Nothing blasts "into" your arse
Well hey now, these baws might have floppy, gaping assholes.
Only reason they'd be scared of a bidet
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:43 pm to Clyde Tipton
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tacky spackle
Spit my drink.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 9:58 pm to Dragula
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Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I do not blast pressurized water at my a-hole during a shower...
It's called an undercarriage rinse... doesn't everyone rinse their undercarriage if they have a detachable shower head?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:19 pm to Jmcc64
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Hard to fit into the stock 6' x 10' bathroom layout.
Mist just attach to a toilet. They only need an outlet
Posted on 6/4/25 at 10:23 pm to Mariner
Let the mud butt heathens keep walking around with their dirty bungholes. Us gentlemen don’t need to engage in their dirty ways.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:48 pm to Mariner
Having never used one I always wonder how it works. I don't want everything wet... how does it just hit my hole? Obviously you'd still need to verify and dry off with paper right? It just seems like it would complicated.
Im not a traditional dry paper guy. Just dry paper seems like youd still have a dirty arse. I use wet wipes and feel perfectly clean.
Im not a traditional dry paper guy. Just dry paper seems like youd still have a dirty arse. I use wet wipes and feel perfectly clean.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 12:34 am to Mariner
If you look at the sizes of the average American arse, you would understand that a bidet would probably not reach where it needs to clean.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:28 am to Tr33fiddy
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Having never used one I always wonder how it works. I don't want everything wet... how does it just hit my hole?
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Obviously you'd still need to verify and dry off with paper right? It just seems like it would complicated.
"Sit down, quick spray. shite. Longer spray. Wipe to dry and to see if you're clean. If clean, you're done. If not, repeat longer spray and wipe sequence until clean."
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Im not a traditional dry paper guy. Just dry paper seems like youd still have a dirty arse. I use wet wipes and feel perfectly clean.
I hope you're tossing those wet wipes into the trash and not flushing them. Personally, I find using a bidet to be "less complicated" than throwing away shite covered wet wipes, but different strokes, I suppose
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:30 am to Mariner
This is such a wholesome thread considering it’s pride month
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:32 am to Mariner
This is the biggest problem with bidets, not everyone has one.
When I travel, I get a little raw arse because I'm not use to the paper.
When I travel, I get a little raw arse because I'm not use to the paper.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:37 am to Dragula
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Nah, you lefties just normalize being Fruity...
How do you wipe your arse without touching it if you are using paper?
The bidet users aren't the ones shoving hands up their assholes.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 8:56 pm to Joshjrn
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I hope you're tossing those wet wipes into the trash and not flushing them. Personally, I find using a bidet to be "less complicated" than throwing away shite covered wet wipes, but different strokes, I suppose
Ohh hell no I'm not gonna have shite in the trash can. I have been flushing them for 20 years without a problem, maybe I'm just lucky they haven't clogged my septic.
That stream of water looks violent. Wouldn't it drench your sack with shite tainted water? Idk, I guess I'd just have to try one sometime to understand how it works.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 9:57 pm to Tr33fiddy
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Ohh hell no I'm not gonna have shite in the trash can. I have been flushing them for 20 years without a problem, maybe I'm just lucky they haven't clogged my septic
You’re flushing wet wipes into a septic tank? fricking hell. Yes, you’ve been very lucky
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That stream of water looks violent. Wouldn't it drench your sack with shite tainted water? Idk, I guess I'd just have to try one sometime to understand how it works.
It’s turned up to full pressure in that gif, which I was using to show that it’s a narrow stream. You don’t need to, and shouldn’t, turn it up that high.
Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:13 pm to Mariner
You can a little attachment for your toilet called Tushy or something and decide if you like them. I had to get one after all my cancer shite, literally. I think it was like 100 bucks, I didn't get the warm water version just water jet
Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:40 pm to Joshjrn
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You’re flushing wet wipes into a septic tank? fricking hell. Yes, you’ve been very lucky
Damn right I am lol
I know ya aren't suppose too but there is no way I'm gonna have shite in a trash can. I remember old timers haveing a little trash can with shite covered t.p in it. Absolutely repulsive.
I have no idea how I've been so lucky. I haven't even had the septic pumped out. Only issue I've ever had was a vent that was clogged due to a 5 year old shoving glow sticks down the shower drain.
Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:05 am to billjamin
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mud butt heathens
Sounds like a local chapter of an outlaw biker gang.
A shitty one
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