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Who would win in a fight?

Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:08 pm
A bilion lions?
Or a bilion mosquitos?
I know what your thinking “lsubatman1 thats a heck of a lot of lions no dur they would win” counter argument
A bilion mosquitos would bite them and give them diseases thus winning the fight!
Just my opinion though in my opinion but decide for yourself!
This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 5:09 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:10 pm to
Is your spellcheck down?
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2131 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:11 pm to
Never found any use in it
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:13 pm to
Chicken Bullion
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85734 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:13 pm to
What species of mosquito?
Are they male or female lions?
Are the lions all adults?
What’s the terrain for this fight?
Are the lions otherwise healthy? The lions have sufficient food etc?
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2131 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:16 pm to
African mosquitos
60-30 mix of male and female african lions
Pre teen and above lions
Smooth grass terain
Lions have acess to zebras and gazelles to eat and hunt but that will take away ploting and killing time of mosquitos
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85734 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

African mosquitos


Since they aren’t Asian tiger mosquitoes, I’ll go with the lions.
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:18 pm to
Explain how will the lions win? Gang up on them when there sleeping?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:20 pm to
This post was edited on 9/13/26 at 5:22 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

bilion
Posted by Hickok
Htown
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:32 pm to
Tuna beats lion every time
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:34 pm to
What is more intimidating, 100 duck size wild horses or 1 horse size duck?
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:36 pm to
Lions are the King of the Jungle. They will simply broker a deal with a bat colony who will make short work of the mosquitoes in a couple of nights or so.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:36 pm to
which is better, one park-sized driveway or one drive-sized parkway?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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159462 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Lions are the King of the Jungle
but who is the chancellor of the exchequer of the jungle?
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:38 pm to
Lions rarely succumb to mosquito-borne illnesses. They are more susceptible to ticks.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16633 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

but who is the chancellor of the exchequer of the jungle?


The Lowland Streaked Tenrec, obviously.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:49 pm to
somebody went thru the thread and DVed all my posts

stalker whoever you are, I love you
Posted by possumlover
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2012
140 posts
Posted on 9/13/26 at 5:55 pm to
I’m pretty sure there are billions of mosquitoes on the earth and we still have lions so there’s your answer.
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