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re: Who would win in a fight – grizzly bear or gorilla (poth in their prime)?

Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:32 pm to
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Posted by WigSplitta22
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:32 pm to
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Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.



A rhino or African Elephant would kill a grizzly
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:33 pm to
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Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.



not even an elephant?
Posted by ATrillionaire
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:35 pm to
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A rhino or African Elephant would kill a grizzly

So would a large tiger, a hippo, African Buffalo, large moose...maybe even a large walrus.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:35 pm to
Yes, an 11,000 pound elephant can deal with a 1500 pound grizzly.

So I will go edit my post for the nerds
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:37 pm to
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So would a large tiger,


No. A "prime" grizzly has 1000 pounds on a tiger.

None of the animals you listed are larger than a maxed out grizzly except the hippo.

So yall hold your fricking nerd drawers on im going fix it.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:38 pm to
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Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.


Hippo
Polar bear
Bull elephant

Posted by ATrillionaire
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:38 pm to
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Posted by CatfishJohn
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:39 pm to
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So would a large tiger, a hippo, African Buffalo, large moose...maybe even a large walrus.

a walrus, buffalo, moose and tiger would get mauled by a grizzly
Posted by Dantheman504
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:40 pm to
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Ive said this a few times - nothing on land today can frick with a grizzly bear.


Elephant
Hippo
Rhino
Polar Bear
Grizzly
Gorilla
Tiger
Other cats

In that order
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:41 pm to
The stock market terms Bull and Bear are based on them fighting.

Both animals were tethered. The bull would win by thrusting horns upward into the bear. The bear would win by forcing the bull down to the ground.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:41 pm to
Don't strut in here like you're going to flex your pea brain on us.

The hippo is the only thing you listed that would have a sliver of a hope, and its only because it weighs 6,000 pounds. And it still might die when it's over with.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:41 pm to
The one that is a carnivore and kills regularly.
Posted by ATrillionaire
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:43 pm to
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Don't strut in here like you're going to flex your pea brain on us.

I'll find the exit door.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:49 pm to
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(poth in their prime)?


Whichever one can spellcheck and edit.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:51 pm to
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quote:
Let these fricking threads STOP

please



Maybe these threads are more your speed (on page 1 right now). We are the news!


That fricking goober has more posts crying about posts (he's usually acting as the self-appointed chief of board topic police) than I think just about anything else.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:53 pm to
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Polar Bear
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s brown, lie down
If it’s white, you’re fricked
Posted by lsu777
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:54 pm to
so during the gold rush they used to trap grizzly bears and put it in a pit to fight other animals

mainly against a couple bulls at a time

but they also imported lions, tigers, polar bears and gorillas...

the grizzly bears would end up destroying all. There used to be articles on it, but all i can find is the bear and bull fights.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:56 pm to
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Who would win in a fight – grizzly bear or gorilla


Depends

Momma grizzly with cubs, bet on the bear

Poppa gorilla with family, bet on the gorilla


After that, primates except humans, have freakishly strong arms and upper body strength. Early in the battle, gorilla probably has the edge (If he rips the bears head off, game over). Bear may have stamina edge if the battle progresses but not sure.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:57 pm to
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Who would win in a fight – grizzly bear or gorilla (poth in their prime)?

A grizzly would kill the shite out of a gorilla, especially if we include coastal brown bears in Alaska (or even Kodiaks).
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