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Who wins in a fight? You or the biggest woman you know?

Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:16 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10837 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:16 pm
I won’t lie. I’m 5’11” and under 200 lbs, so I would probably lose to a girl I know that’s like 6’1 250+. Hard to compete with that size, male or female.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:18 pm to
I’m pretty sure I could handle even the 3 hundo women I’ve met. Sorry to hear you’re such a beta cuck.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:20 pm to
A 6’5 400 whale would have little chance at defeating me in a fight.

Now if I knew a female bodybuilder or MMA fighter? She’d probably kick my arse no matter her weight.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 10:20 pm
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:20 pm to
This is terrible and I hope it's not representative of the future of men
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24177 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:32 pm to
count punch ftw. It's their weakness. Try it.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10210 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:33 pm to
I know a girl that now competes in Worlds Strongest woman competitions. back in the day we'd wrestle and it was cake. Now? I don't know. She's huge.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:36 pm to
She better knock me out quick, or kick me in the nuts.

Bitch comes at my kids she’s dead and I won’t care
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:36 pm to
I would simply frick up any woman who attempted to fight me, irl.

I’d give her a mulligan for the first lick but then it’d be on.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:37 pm to
Even big girls don't take punches well.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:39 pm to
There was a time when I was a skilled dirty fighter. Not so much anymore. I have gotten lazy and slow. A good street fighter gang woman or a Popeye's counter girl could likely take me out pretty quickly.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5897 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:44 pm to
The only women who can whip the average man's arse are those who are highly trained in some kind martial arts or MMA shite.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9931 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:55 pm to
120 lb women are whipping us on a daily basis
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5075 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 10:56 pm to
I could easily whip your mother’s fat arse. Don’t know of any larger.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24177 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

a Popeye's counter girl could likely take me out pretty quickly.


I forgot about them. Spooky.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22021 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 11:34 pm to
I could get a few good body shots on a fatty and maybe get the knockout neck punch too. 280 plus and about 6ft is the one I have in mind.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31174 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

I would simply frick up any woman who attempted to fight me, irl.


Cris Cyborg et al would beat you to a bloody pulp and not break a sweat.
Posted by GumplandTiger
Hoover, AL
Member since Jan 2015
1263 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:25 am to
I know a woman that is around 6’6 250.. I dunno who would win... I guess it depends on her draw how good of a shot she’s got, because if her big arse ever comes after me, I’m putting her down!
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14069 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:27 am to
Well, of course my wife will win.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
14043 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:42 am to
Well the biggest woman I know has some pretty huge arse tits so she would win because I stared at them for too long and got knocked out.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 1:47 am to
Heather Swanson would beat my arse silly

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