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shankedshot
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Wham |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | prison security consultant |
| Number of Posts: | 233 |
| Registered on: | 10/24/2019 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Things You Love you Can No Longer Find?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/21/19 at 4:00 pm
A 170 year old Mirecourt Duiffopruggar fiddle. All I can find now are fakes, rebuilt by some Lutier....
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re: Anyone ever been to Yosemite in winter
Posted by shankedshot on 12/21/19 at 3:56 pm
A good bit of it will be closed. The amount open in winter is not nearly as much as during the season. Look them up and maybe call to see what you will get for yoru travel dollar....
re: Brought home an $8000 violin and found out it’s fake - Updated
Posted by shankedshot on 12/21/19 at 3:43 pm
He needs to look at the site Boss linked
[link=(http://nashvilleviolins.com/Instruments.html#Violins)]Good fiddles, Inc.[/link]
They have a pink one he can get her....
re: Brought home an $8000 violin and found out it’s fake - Updated
Posted by shankedshot on 12/21/19 at 3:32 pm
Send it back. I have a Strataverotis I can let you have for $1,000 bucks cash. Offer only good for 1 week, then it goes back into the safe deposit box.
Let me know. We can meet at Sonic to do the deal. Come alone with nothing higher than a twenty. For $1000, that will equal 100 of them....
re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 Dishes of CiCi's Pizza
Posted by shankedshot on 12/21/19 at 11:24 am
No Cinnamon rolls?
You poor mistreated soul.
Nohting better than 47 cinnamon rolls and a diet COke....
re: Just got scholastically dropped from LSU
Posted by shankedshot on 12/20/19 at 10:25 pm
High Cotton.
Sorry - When it rains it pours. Even a rebuild can get expensive....
re: Why do cats love playing with balls??
Posted by shankedshot on 12/20/19 at 8:11 pm
You should avoid that. I would think catching cat scratch fever of the balls would crimp your style, bro....
re: Just got scholastically dropped from LSU
Posted by shankedshot on 12/20/19 at 7:53 pm
Can you do repairs of a diesel tractor engine? Do you know PTO repairs? Or how to change the belts on a combine? We need a good guy in the tractor barn. Word is hard and pay is lousy, but you gat a single wide behind the barn. You will need a good pair of mud boots because we been getting a lot of r...
re: Worst first name of a person you’ve met?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/19/19 at 10:03 pm
Porsha
Spelled wrong and pronounced trashy for a girl....
re: What is your dream job that doesn't bring in enough money for you to do?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/19/19 at 9:08 pm
Pole lubricator in a strip joint....
re: People that say “bless you” after a sneeze
Posted by shankedshot on 12/19/19 at 12:06 am
Goes back to pneumonic plague days. Virtually 100% fatal and very contagious, spread by sneezing. The God Bless you indicated a worry that anyone sneezing was about to be dead.
So, what you want folks to say to you is, "May you get plague and die."
Can't imagine why you want that. Plague is a ...
re: I might be getting a call from the HR Department
Posted by shankedshot on 12/17/19 at 9:44 pm
Walmart is hiring.
Just trying to give him a little hope as his career circles the toilet bowl, heading for the drain....
re: I might be getting a call from the HR Department
Posted by shankedshot on 12/17/19 at 12:28 pm
I hear Walmart is hiring. Might pull you through until you learn how to keep your nasty mouth shut.
PC world out there bro. You live in it or die in it....
re: Marine Corps eyes gender-integrated basic training
Posted by shankedshot on 12/17/19 at 10:45 am
Mackenzie Bezos = 40 Billion from divorce
I'd hit it.
If it didn't work out, she could have half of my $3.50...
re: Attention Walmart associates, we're gonna need a Flor cleanup in the toy section
Posted by shankedshot on 12/17/19 at 10:36 am
Target has hotter women, for what it's worth....
re: Any of you military guys have any good stories?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/16/19 at 12:35 am
I was hitchhiking across Kansas once and got picked by a chick who said my ODs turned her on. We got it on that night. Funny because I had been out for a while.
That one OK?
Best I could make up quickly....
re: Are you a T or an A man?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/15/19 at 5:09 pm
I been working too much lately to take the brain strain.
Just give me form smallish breasts and a hard shapely arse and I will make the best of that situation.
Would be nice if she could make a good sammich....
re: Thoughts on owning a motorcycle?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/15/19 at 4:45 pm
If you buy one, please-please do a donor card. There are so many who could use your kidneys, liver and heart. Lots of non-motorcycle riders die each year waiting for someone to take a Harley out. Hurts when the rider didn't have a donor card....
re: Best stories of people correcting you on a topic you’re an expert in?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/14/19 at 10:20 am
How gross a fart must smell to be gross.
Some claim to be so smart, when they haven't experienced the fullness of life in confined quarters at all....
re: Almost robbed last night... escort set me up?
Posted by shankedshot on 12/13/19 at 8:27 pm
I was embarrassed to mention that they kicked me out. Sad when a stripper beats you up over 50 cents. I had no idea a paying customer could be banned from a strip club and a Sonic in one night....
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