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While on a date what excuse did you use to get away when you had to fart?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:21 am
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:21 am
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Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:21 am to Geekboy
None.
I just let em rip.
I just let em rip.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:22 am to Geekboy
How about, 'excuse me' and go to the restroom like an adult.
No wonder half of you cretins don't get laid
No wonder half of you cretins don't get laid
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:22 am to Geekboy
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:23 am to Geekboy
I would wait until the waiter came to check on us then let it rip. Then I would just blame it on him.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:24 am to Geekboy
Why is this even a question?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:24 am to Geekboy
"I think the waiter just farted."
Two birds with one stone. Then she'll think that's why I didn't tip.
Two birds with one stone. Then she'll think that's why I didn't tip.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:25 am to SuperSaint
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How about, 'excuse me' and go to the restroom like an adult.
No wonder half of you cretins don't get laid
We got dudes trying to figure out how to manage their fart game while on dates... and then wondering why they're graduating college as virgins.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:26 am to Geekboy
Farting in front of them on the first date makes them feel more comfortable around you and helps let their guard down. You shouldn't avoid something like that simply for your own insecurities
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:26 am to Geekboy
Does this happen often enough to be a thing? Just hold it in or go to the bathroom.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:28 am to SuperSaint
I'm asking for a friend
This post was edited on 6/14/17 at 8:28 am
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:29 am to Geekboy
Sure thing liar
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:30 am to Bluefin
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Two birds with one stone. Then she'll think that's why I didn't tip
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:32 am to Geekboy
I didn't run like a little bitch. I farted like a real man while getting a blowie. If she can't inhale all of me, then she doesn't deserve me.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:34 am to Geekboy
Ask her if she would rather you fart in her mouth or shite on her chest. Profit
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:39 am to Geekboy
Say, "excuse me, I need to get a breath of fresh air."
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:39 am to Geekboy
Most of us have learned to control our base bodily functions.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:04 am to chinhoyang
cup one and release it under her nose..... 
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:08 am to tiger_rph
It's not true love until you fart in front of each other.
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:22 am to Geekboy
The first time I farted my then g/f (wife) giggled - she opened Pandora's box
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