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re: Which POTUS would have been the best MMA fighter?

Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by llfshoals
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:30 pm to
Jackson. Barroom brawling and MMA, not that different
Posted by RickfromArizona
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:32 pm to
The is the most ridiculous question I've come across, you're trying to make a question but it's not. Teddy would have destroyed anyone and everyone.
Posted by Jamohn
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:33 pm to
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Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8 weighed a fricking ton

This

He once held an opponent's wife's hand... in a jar of acid.... at a party
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 10:36 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:33 pm to
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Sadly, not 45. He bravely battled painful heelspurs which prevented him from serving in Vietnam.


Give that hero a medal. He did say he always wanted a Purple Heart,
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:46 pm to
Lincoln is said to have kept his rail-splitting maul in the room where the cabinet met and would astonish, humiliate and intimidate cabinet members by holding it with one hand by the handle and raising it to shoulder height with arm fully extended parallel to the ground.
Ain't interested in that guy getting his hands on me.
Several other presidents were pretty tough with Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, Taylor, Teddy, Eisenhower and Ford coming to mind. Probably missing some others--takes a pretty salty alpha to achieve the office.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:41 am to
I bet LBJ was a salty cocksucker at 28. I'll throw him in here
Posted by Fatal Conceit
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Member since Jun 2017
594 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:45 am to
Clinton, obviously... constantly feigned, bobbed, weaved, shocked the monkey whether the monkey wanted it or not...and made it out of the trailer park alive... All the while, never throwing a punch.....tied to him.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:52 am to
LBJ would use his johnson as a weapon.
Posted by fightin tigers
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 12:54 am to
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Lincoln was a wrestler


Lincoln likely would have dominated.

Would have been hell on PR if anyone tried to fight FDR in that wheelchair.
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 7:08 am to
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TR had asthma. Can't see him going 5 min rounds very well.
if you were alive when he was younger you could have seen it in person. He was a boxer since boyhood.

So yeah, I'm going with teddy.





It's tough to say how much of TR's bio was PR. His debilitating asthma is pretty well documented but so is his custom of challenging visitors to wrestle on the WH grounds and swimming the Potomac in the dead of winter. I don't know which version of Teddy to buy so I'll stick with Washington and Lincoln as my finalists. In any event the top four seeds have to be Washington, Lincoln, TR, and Jackson. Maybe Ford could pull off an upset but he doesn't get the high seed over any of those four.
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 7:10 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 7:10 am to
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Aaron burr
Related.

Not directly but related.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 7:19 am to
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Beat the frick out of Johnny Reb.


Not a real person, plus he would likely be too drunk to fight. You might has well had said President Hussein.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:40 am to
Shitty President but wasn't LBJ a pretty big dude? I had no idea Washington was that big, I always thought Lincoln was the tallest President. 6'8" was a freak of nature back then.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:46 am to
nah, he throws like a girl.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:47 am to
Teddy, Eisenhower, or Jackson.
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:48 am to
Really not even close, George Washington's physical strength was well-known and he would've kicked the living shite out of any of the other POTUSes, brave tweeters or otherwise.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:50 am to
Teddy or T Jeff
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42611 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 9:58 am to
Lyndie liked waving his dick around too so you know he was a real man.

Washington was tall but average height back then was like 5'5. He wouldn't be considered abnormally tall today.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:00 am to
TR was actually a very sick child and he suffered from a lot of health issues.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22754 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 10:23 am to
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Trump= basically a real estate mogul


And also a draft-dodging rapist.
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