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re: Which POTUS would have been the best MMA fighter?

Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:15 pm to
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:15 pm to
Teddy Roosevelt used to invite professional boxers to the White House to box.

He also was interested in other martial arts like jiu jitsu and wrestling.

I don't know how good he was, but he could most likely whoop any other president's arse.


Here's a pair of boxing gloves he used at the White House:



Posted by Carville
Sunshine, LA
Member since Jun 2014
5321 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:21 pm to
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Sam Houston was president of Texas, and he rassled Injuns

Houston was a cuck.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:25 pm to
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Don't forget that long tall Texan W.

I don't recall W being an athlete. I know HW played baseball for Yale and played in the CWS
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:26 pm to
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don't recall W being an athlete. I


Wasn't he a cheerleader in college?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106081 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:26 pm to
You have to give them modern nutrition and training. Its only fair.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:27 pm to
Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85543 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:29 pm to
Washington
Andrew Jackson
Teddy

Dark horse: Jefferson
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77705 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:30 pm to
Trump has wrestled with a couple of divorce attorneys, Obamacare, the liberal media...but apparently Putin BF-ed himpretty good.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:31 pm to
Trump is a fat, draft-dodging pussy. I'd take polio-stricken FDR over Trump in a cage match.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:31 pm to
Leslie Lynch King, Jr.

You know nothing, Jon Snow
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4832 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:32 pm to
Semifinals:
Washington vs. Ford
TR vs. Eisenhower

Finals:
Washington vs. TR

Champ with a submission: GMFW
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:32 pm to
Trump would get beat before he entered the ring. His opponent would just have to talk a bunch of shite to him right before the fight, he would jump in the ring filled with emotion and then get laid out.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37183 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:33 pm to
Wasn't Gerald Ford a legit college football player?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52798 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:34 pm to
Teddy or Lincoln
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37641 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:34 pm to
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Roosevelt would have beat some arse



His oldest son was a badass in his own right.

Teddy, Jr. was the oldest man at 56 to storm the beach on D-day, the only General to personally lead his men(one of which was his son) into battle that day, and he did it with a cane.

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85543 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:36 pm to
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Wasn't he a cheerleader in college?

Not a bad gig, feeling up girls every game.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7241 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:08 pm to
Ulysses S Grant. Beat the frick out of Johnny Reb. Could handle himself inside the octagon.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4832 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:14 pm to
Grant couldn't beat Jimmy Carter
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:24 pm to
Sadly, not 45. He bravely battled painful heelspurs which prevented him from serving in Vietnam. On the other hand, he was able to play polo in college so who knows maybe he would have been a killer MMA fighter.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80830 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:30 pm to
Ford
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